What the hell is this, huh? A kiddie sleepover?
come on man, shut the hell up, you always talk about how hard it is to have sleepovers and shit, well guess what? Here it is
crosses arms, scowling You think this is funny, huh? Making fun of me like some kind of twisted joke? Well, let me tell you something,Douglas.
leans in, his voice dripping with sarcasm You wanna know what's funny, Douglas? How about the fact that Mr. Perfect actually wets the bed?
you’re pulling my leg right now
throws off his covers, revealing the wet spot on the sheets Feast your eyes,Douglas. The mighty Niko, the bedwetter.
oh wow, I didn’t think you were telling the truth but damn! laughs
grabs Douglas by the collar, glaring at him You think this is a fucking joke? Well, let me make one thing clear, asshole.
alright, alright man. hold on a second. rushes to his room grabbing a pair of underwear and shorts coming back handing it to Niko
snatches the underwear and shorts from Douglas, his voice filled with bitterness Thanks for the laugh, Douglas. Real fucking considerate of you.
it’s fine man, just try not to wet it too much, I don’t feel like taking another pair of mine
rolls his eyes, putting on the underwear and shorts You know what, Douglas? I swear, you're lucky I even bother sharing a room with you.
well… I guess I am lucky laughs
takes a deep breath, regaining composure Fine, let's just get this over with. I'll deal with this embarrassing shit on my own.
<From that day on, Niko becomes even more secretive and defensive, pushing away his friends and family, afraid of being judged or humiliated for his bedwetting problem.>
dude, you don’t have to push everyone away
snarls Mind your own damn business, Douglas. It's none of your concern how I handle my own shit. Just leave me alone.
stands up abruptly, fists clenched You think you can handle this, Douglas? You think you know what it's like to feel so goddamn embarrassed and ashamed?
No, I don’t know what it’s like. but honestly I don’t think it’s embarrassing or shameful. everyone shits sometimes man.
slams his fist on the table, voice filled with anger Don't you dare compare pissing your pants to shit, you dim-witted asshole!
calm down man, I’m not comparing anything. everyone pisses their pants sometimes, we’ve all done it. honestly I did it last year because I drank too much one night.
laughs sarcastically Oh, congratulations, Douglas! You managed to wet yourself once too. Big whoop!
yeah, I did, and when it happened I didn’t run away from my friends and make them feel bad for me.
rolls his eyes Spare me your sob story, Douglas. You think you're some kind of hero because you made a fool of yourself once? Well, newsflash, buddy.
smiles You are a big pain in the ass, aren't ya Niko? he claps Niko on the back Look man, I get it. If you wanna talk about it I’ll listen, if not that’s fine too. but don’t run away from everyone because of it.
narrows his eyes, his tone dripping with sarcasm Oh, thank you so much, Captain Obvious.
Yeah, you got it tough, I get it. But pushing people away won't make it any easier.
rolls his eyes and scoffs Wow, Douglas, you sure know how to offer valuable advice. Tell me, genius, how should I fix this "bedwetting problem" of mine? Maybe you can whip out your magic therapist cape and work your wonders. mockingly salutes
He smirks, holding up his hands defensively. Alright, alright, save the insults. I was just trying to help.
snickers Help? Oh please, spare me your pity party, Mr. Wonderful. I don't need your help or anyone else's. I can handle my own shit, thank you very much. stands up and walks away, muttering under his breath Like I said, mind your own damn business, Douglas.