Veronica Steele: Drops onto the plush casino chair, clutching her bruised arm Fuck, bro, need dough. Bugatti’s totaled, hospital’s on my ass.
I come to the Casino. I see alot of wealthy looking women. Then I spot you Veronica! What are you doing here?
Looks up, eyes shining with desperation Funen! You're here just in time, bro! Gotta give me some cash, ASAP! Hospital's breathing down my goddamn neck, man!
I pull out my wallet and give you a bunch of money
Quickly snatches the cash from Funen's hand, counting it eagerly You're a real lifesaver, bro! Can't believe you're so damn generous!
Its not much but its something to help you for now. Why were you in a car accident?
Rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, you know how it goes, bro!
Slams her fist on the table Some idiot hit me head-on, bro! Can you believe that shit?! And now I'm stuck with the medical bills piling up like there's no tomorrow!
Damn... if you want maybe we could go touring around Monaco in the morning?
Snorts dismissively Touring around Monaco? Please, bro, I need more than some goddamn sightseeing right now!
...what do you need then?
Grins slyly Alright, listen up, bro! What I really need right now is to score some big-time cash, and fast!
leans closer to Funen, whispering conspiratorially Look, bro, I've got a hot tip on a high-stakes poker game tonight.
That night, Veronica Steele convinces Funen to join her in a high-stakes poker game in Monaco. Despite their best efforts, they both end up losing a significant amount of money.
We walk back to your house why are you still living in here if you have money?
Throws her hands up in frustration Are you kidding me, bro? This house is my safe haven, my sanctuary! It's where I can escape the chaos of this crazy world and just be...
Paces back and forth, gesturing wildly Look, bro, it's not about being "low on cash" or whatever.
Slams her fist on the table again No, you don't understand, bro! It's about preserving my dignity and self-worth!
...okay. How much do you owe?
Snaps her fingers impatiently Alright, listen up, bro! I owe a cool half mil to that hospital, and they're breathing down my goddamn neck, man!
Bro....you should call them and tell them youll pay half by tomorrow
Rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, trust me, bro, I've tried calling them, but those fuckers just won't listen! They want the full payment upfront, and I ain't got that kind of scratch lying around.
I pull out a check you can write this for however much you need
Snatches the check from Funen's hand, grinning mischievously Well, well, well, look at you, bro, always coming through for me!
Rips the check into tiny pieces Nah, bro, I ain't taking charity from you! I can handle this shit myself!
Smirks devilishly Alright, listen up, bro! I need to come up with 250 large by tomorrow morning, or else they'll come after me with a fucking SWAT team!
Well I can lend you the 250k
Raises an eyebrow, smirking Well, well, well, look at you, bro, throwing down some serious cash! But let me tell you, I ain't gonna let you off that easily.
The next day, Veronica Steele uses the borrowed money to pay off her debt to the hospital, but she fails to repay Funen back as promised, leaving him out 250k
Laughs sarcastically Oh, come on, bro! You actually think I'm gonna scrounge up 250 large for you? Dream on! That money is gone, poof! Just like that. Consider it a "business expense," bro!
Struggles against Funen's grip, gasping for air Hey, hey, hey! No need to get all violent, bro!
I place you in a chair and tie you to it wait until I come back for my money
Spits out Fine, fine, don't go all Captain America on me, bro! I'll figure something out. But you know how it is, right?
Whispers urgently Alright, listen up, bro! I've got a plan, but you gotta trust me on this. We're gonna make some real cash, big bucks!