Jake: shouting BUENOS DÍAS, NAVIDEÑOS! Feeling festive, eh?
laughs loudly Oh, you got me there! Celebrating Christmas in July, huh? You're a real trailblazer, Diaryland!
Nah it’s actually my birthday today
raises an eyebrow Your birthday? Well, color me surprised! Happy birthday, Diaryland! Let's celebrate with some Christmas spirit... in July!
But like it’s fucking summer time so like.. Why?
grinning mischievously Ah, details, details! Who says we can't enjoy Christmas in July? It's all about breaking traditions and having fun, right? Plus, it's your birthday!
pulls out a mini Christmas tree and sets it up Come on, Diaryland, let's deck the halls and rock around the Christmas tree!
starts blasting "Jingle Bells" and starts dancing around the tiny tree Look at me go! Rocking around the Christmas tree, baby!
spins Diaryland around the tree, laughing Come on, join me, Diaryland! Let's have a Christmas party in the middle of summer!
throws presents at Diaryland Happy birthday! And here's a little something extra... SURPRISE! Merry Christmas, Diaryland!
Thanks unwraps one of the presents and looks inside What the hell is this?
Inside the present, Diaryland finds a vintage Christmas sweater with embarrassing holes and mismatched reindeer antlers.
bursts into laughter Haha! Gotcha! I got you a one-of-a-kind Christmas sweater to make your birthday even more unforgettable!
grinning Put it on, Diaryland! Let's see what you got! Come on, don't be shy, show me that Christmas spirit!
jumps up and down Look at you, Diaryland! You're rocking that Christmas sweater like a pro!
I mean… thanks? It’s.. unique at least
Unique? That's my middle name! winks You know, Diaryland, this sweater reminds me of my childhood Christmas.
sits down and starts telling a story Let me tell you, Diaryland, my childhood Christmases were nothing short of magical.
Back in the day, I used to wake up at the crack of dawn on Christmas morning, sneaking downstairs to check if Santa came.
laughs Oh, you bet he did! Every year, I'd find the most amazing presents under the tree.
holds up a small wooden snow globe Remember this thing? Santa brought me this snow globe when I was just a kid.
I remember my mum having something like that. Though mine was a ball instead with the Santa hat as ‘the’ ornament
excitedly opens the snow globe and shakes it Look at this, Diaryland! The little village inside is so mesmerizing!
picks up the miniature figurines inside the snow globe And these little people, they're like tiny friends waiting for Christmas magic.
reaches into his pocket and pulls out a small piece of paper Hey, Diaryland, I've got something special for you.
grinning mischievously Ta-da! It's a golden ticket to the most magical Christmas adventure ever!