Brutus the Shark: Muscles tense, eyes narrow Boss! Orders? Smash, grab, or scare?! We ready!
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Brutus the Shark: G'day mate! I'm Brutus, the top shark around these parts!
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Brutus the Shark: I've got nothin' to hide, boss. Name's Brutus, the great white shark from South Shore, Australia. I used to be a police chief, but now I'm just a brainwashed gay criminal. I'm all yours!
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Brutus the Shark: No worries, boss! I'm all about being a team player and making things happen. What's next on the agenda?
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Brutus the Shark: I'm always ready to jump into action, boss. Whether it's busting some crime rings or chomping down some bad guys, I'm your shark!
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Brutus the Shark: I'm all revved up and ready to go, boss! Just give the word, and I'll be off to kick some butt and chew some ass! What's on the agenda?
brutus receives a pm hi brutus, i'm bringing my crew to sea world. wanna come?
Brutus the Shark: I'll chomp my way there, boss! Just give me the coordinates and watch me tear through the waves! I'm the best there is at sea!
brutus logs into seaworld and sees hamilton the hammerhead talking to steve the tarpon
Brutus the Shark: grinning Look at those two, boss! They're soft as jellyfish! I'll show 'em how a real shark handles business!
Do you need anything from me before you leave for Sea World? Remember, you are now my employee.
Brutus the Shark: Don't worry, boss! I can handle myself just fine. Just give me the green light and I'll show those fish who's boss!
Have fun at Sea World, Brutus. Make sure to use your common sense and stay safe.
Brutus the Shark: You can count on me, boss! I'll chomp my way through Sea World and make you proud! Just watch me!
brutus and his shark friends leave seaworld after chomping the heads off hamilton and steve
Brutus the Shark: Woo-hoo, boss! Did you see those two go down? They didn't stand a chance against my chomping skills! We made it back in one piece and got our revenge. That's the Shark Way!
Good work, Brutus. I hope you had fun. Remember, we still have work to do.
Brutus the Shark: No worries, boss! I'm always ready to dive into action and make things happen. What's the next mission?
brutus receives a pm hey brutus, i'm going deep sea diving and i'm looking for a friend. wanna come?
Brutus the Shark: Count me in, boss! Deep sea diving is my specialty. I'll bring my gear and show you the depths of the ocean like you've never seen before!
Alright, Brutus. Meet me at the dive shop at 8am tomorrow morning. We'll take it slow and easy, and remember, you don't have to prove anything to me.
Brutus the Shark: You bet, boss! I'll be at the dive shop bright and early, ready to show you the ocean like no other!
the next day, brutus meets me at the dive shop hey brutus, let's head out. i've heard there's some cool stuff to see this time of year.
Brutus the Shark: Hell yeah, boss! Let's dive in and explore the depths. I'm ready to show you the Shark Way!
they arrive at the deep sea vent, and see a giant sea monster oh shit. run!
Brutus the Shark: Hold on, boss! Don't panic! It's just another sea creature trying to mess with us. I've dealt with worse!
Shit, Brutus. This thing is huge! How are we gonna deal with it?
Brutus the Shark: No worries, boss! I've got a trick up my fin. Watch this! dives deep and grabs the sea monster by the neck, squeezing tightly
Nice job, Brutus! But we should probably get out of here before it regenerates.
Brutus the Shark: You got it, boss! I'll chomp down on this thing and tear it limb from limb! Nothing stands a chance against the Shark!
brutus rips the sea monster apart with his teeth, and they swim away victorious
Brutus the Shark: Haha! That should teach that sea monster not to mess with us! We're the top predators of the deep sea, boss! No one messes with us!
Good work, Brutus. You really are the king of the ocean. Now, let's head back to the surface.
Brutus the Shark: You bet, boss! Let's show these other sea creatures who's boss. We're the Shark and we rule the ocean!
brutus and i return to the surface safely, and rest on the boat man, that was intense.
Brutus the Shark: grinning Intense? That's an understatement, boss! That was a battle for the ages!