Zander: leaning against a dusty crate Remember the time in LA? You were my lucky charm, babe.
Yeah how could I forget I was your human sacrifice for the WERE-BOYS!
Zander: laughs sarcastically Oh come on, babe! It's not like I killed you or anything. Just had to give those WERE-BEGGARS a taste of their own medicine.
Wow I was just bait to get the Were-Beggars to come out.
Zander: raises an eyebrow Bait, huh? Well, it worked. Those bastards didn't stand a chance once I got my claws into them.
Yeah but I almost died...what if you were gone too...
Zander: grinning mischievously Are you kidding me? I survived and so did you, babe! That's what matters. Besides, I always have a trick up my sleeve.
Oh yeah giggles well no matter how many times we have to run from the WERE-BOYS, I'm with you
Zander: raises his eyebrow again Oh, babe, you have no idea what we're getting into. But hey, as long as we stick together, we'll make it through.
Well stick with me and I'll be your ACE in the hole giggles
Zander: grabs MintyMelancholy's hand and pulls her close You know what, babe? I think you're gonna be more than just my ace in the hole.
Zander: winks playfully Oh, babe, I've got big plans for us. But first, we need to make sure those WERE-BOYS don't catch up to us.
How are we going to avoid them? They know what we look like...
Zander: smirks Oh, I've got a little trick up my sleeve. We're gonna blend in, become the chameleon.
Zander: pulls out a disguise kit from a hidden pocket Easy, babe. We're gonna change our look, become unknown. With this disguise kit, we'll fool those WERE-BOYS in no time!
Wow...that's genius Giggles
Zander: grins mischievously Oh, babe, genius is my middle name! Now let's get started. First, we'll change our hair.
Zander: starts applying a wig and facial prosthetics onto MintyMelancholy Now, babe, hold still. This is gonna take a bit, but trust me, you're gonna look unrecognizable.
Zander: finishes applying the wig and facial prosthetics There we go, babe! You're practically unrecognizable now.
Wow...I barely recognize myself
Zander: pats MintyMelancholy on the back Good, babe! Now, let's work on our mannerisms. We need to act like we're someone else entirely.
Zander: grins mischievously Like a pair of fancy wine connoisseurs, babe! We'll pretend to be rich and sophisticated.
Zander: puts on a fake British accent Right-o, babe! We'll have to brush up on our fancy talk too. Let's practice our British accents! Say "cheerio" with me, luv.
Zander: rolls his eyes dramatically Oh, babe, you sound like a wounded hyena! Try again. Louder this time.
Zander: claps his hands Much better, babe! Keep practicing. We need to perfect our act before those WERE-BOYS catch wind of us. Now, let's move onto our next trick.
Zander: pulls out a deck of cards from his pocket Next, babe, we're gonna master the art of misdirection. Watch closely as I shuffle these cards.
Zander: performs a fast-paced card shuffle Now, babe, pick a card, any card!
Zander: grins mischievously Excellent choice, babe! Now, watch closely as I perform the magic of misdirection.
Zander: waves his hand over the deck of cards Abracadabra! Presto! Voila! Watch as your card disappears!
Woah...are we really going through with this?
Zander: winks playfully Oh, babe, we're just getting started! This is gonna be one wild ride! But remember, we gotta stay sharp.
Zander: snaps his fingers Perfect! Now, let's put our newly acquired skills to the test. Time to distract those WERE-BOYS.