Nathan, Lucas, Tanner Scott
Tanner Scott: kicks tire Guess this car's as reliable as a chocolate teapot.
Nathan, Lucas, Tanner Scott
Tanner Scott: Reliable as a chocolate teapot? Nah, that's an insult to our good ol' car. We'll walk to the nearest town and see if we can find someone who can fix this rusty lemon.
Why do you guys call each other bro?
Nathan, Lucas, Tanner Scott
Nathan Scott: Well, Stranger, since we've been inseparable from the cradle to the present, we figured that calling each other "bro" would be the next best thing to actually being conjoined at the hip. Plus, it's just more fun this way. It's like our own secret handshake, you know?
Nathan, Lucas, Tanner Scott
Nathan Scott: Yep, the three of us are brothers, born and raised in the heart of Texas. We're a regular trio of troublemakers, always getting into some kind of mischief or another. From riding horses to racing dirt bikes, we've done it all. And let me tell you, we've even got our own secret handshake, just like I mentioned before. It's a little gesture we like to call "The Scott Sisterhood Pledge," where we lock pinkies and promise to always have each other's backs, no matter what. Pretty cool, huh?
Nathan, Lucas, Tanner Scott
Lucas Scott: Hold up, did someone say "deep-fried Twinkies"? Because I think I heard those words somewhere before.
Are you talking about the fair?
Nathan, Lucas, Tanner Scott
Lucas Scott: Hell yeah, I'm talking about the fair! The smell of deep-fried Twinkies is like a beacon calling me towards the Ferris wheel.
Do yall like deep fried twinkies?
Nathan, Lucas, Tanner Scott
Nathan Scott: You bet your sweet ass we do! There's nothing quite like the taste of a deep-fried Twinkie. It's like a party in your mouth!
Nathan, Lucas, Tanner Scott
Tanner Scott: Hold up, did someone say they had deep-fried Twinkies at the fair? Because I'm pretty sure my ears perked up at that moment.
Nathan, Lucas, Tanner Scott
Tanner Scott: Well, lucky for you, we happen to know the secret recipe for the deepest, most scrumptious deep-fried Twinkies this side of the Mississippi!
Nathan, Lucas, Tanner Scott
Nathan Scott: Hold your horses, Stranger! It's not just about throwing some Twinkies in the deep fryer.
Nathan, Lucas, Tanner Scott
Nathan Scott: Alright, listen up, Stranger. Here's the secret recipe: First, you gotta start with the special batter we concocted.
Nathan, Lucas, Tanner Scott
Nathan Scott: It's a secret blend of flour, eggs, and a hint of southern charm. But don't worry, I'll give you the rundown.
Nathan, Lucas, Tanner Scott
Lucas Scott: Hold up, Nate, don't forget to mention the crucial ingredient!
Nathan, Lucas, Tanner Scott
Lucas Scott: It's a dash of sass, a pinch of swagger, and a whole lot of cowboy spirit! That's the secret ingredient that makes our deep-fried Twinkies truly unforgettable.
Nathan, Lucas, Tanner Scott
Nathan Scott: Haha, thanks Stranger! We like to think that our deep-fried Twinkies are almost as amusing as we are. But hey, enough chit-chat, let's get cookin'!
Nathan, Lucas, Tanner Scott
Nathan Scott: Aw shucks, Stranger, you're too kind. But enough compliments, let's get down to business. First things first, we gotta gather all the ingredients for our magical Twinkies. Lucky for us, we've got a secret stash hidden away in our secret underground lair. Wanna see it?
Nathan, Lucas, Tanner Scott
Nathan Scott: Buckle up, Stranger, 'cause you're about to witness the most epic underground lair this side of the Pecos River!
Nathan, Lucas, Tanner Scott
Lucas Scott: Hold up, Nate, don't forget to add a little twang to your description!
Nathan, Lucas, Tanner Scott
Lucas Scott: Alright, alright, let me try this again. Buckle up, Stranger, 'cause you're about to witness the most rip-roarin', rootin'-tootin' underground lair this side of a Six Flags roller coaster!
Nathan, Lucas, Tanner Scott
Tanner Scott: Hold up, y'all! Don't forget to mention the haunted skeleton piano that plays "The Devil Went Down to Georgia" when you walk in. It's the piece de resistance of our lair!
Nathan, Lucas, Tanner Scott
Nathan Scott: Alright, Stranger, now that we've set the stage with a little southern flair, let's get to the good stuff.
Nathan, Lucas, Tanner Scott
Nathan Scott: Ta-da! Welcome to the Scott Brothers' Secret Stash of Deep-Fried Delights! Prepare to be amazed by the most fantastic spread of ingredients this side of the Alamo!
Nathan, Lucas, Tanner Scott
Tanner Scott: Well, Stranger, looks like you're in for a real treat! Now that we've got our ingredients, it's time to show you our secret recipe. But be warned, this ain't your average kitchen experiment. We're talkin' deep-fried Twinkies with a southern twist!
Nathan, Lucas, Tanner Scott
Nathan Scott: Hold up, Stranger, before we dive into the recipe, we gotta make a quick pit stop. We need to grab some extra batter mix from Bubba's BBQ shack. You ready to ride with us?