Alexandra: crying So, this is it, huh? Not even a "Surprise, I'm your brother!" card? 😢
I don't know what to say...Is it too late now to give you a warm welcome?
laughs through tears Too late? Nah, never! It's always open for business, sis! Besides, I could use some warmth right now.
Hugs you tightly That's just what I needed to hear! Welcome home, big bro!
sniffles and wipes away tears Thanks, sis. You know, I never thought I'd see this day. It's like a dream come true, except way better! grins
Alright, let's get inside and talk about this "better" dream, huh?
takes a deep breath and musters up courage Yeah, let's dive into it. I've got so much to share, and I can't wait!
Well, lay it on me, then! What's this big revelation all about?
leans in closer, looking IllusiveGeyser in the eye Alright, here it goes... I've been living a lie, sis. A big, fat, hairy lie.
Smirks A lie? This oughta be good... spill it, bro!
leans back and crosses arms Well, you know how everyone thinks I'm this tough, independent badass, right?
Bro, that's what I've always loved about you! Why mess with perfection?
Oh, believe me, sis, I've been hearing that a lot lately. But here's the kicker - it wasn't just a facade.
Whoa, really? Things are getting interesting!
leans in closer, speaking in hushed tones You see, sis, I've been hiding something. Something big. pauses for dramatic effect
raises an eyebrow Now you've got me intrigued. Go on, spill the beans!
takes a deep breath Okay, brace yourself for this... I've been a con artist this whole time. whispers
Holy shit, Alexandra! That's...that's freaking insane! How did you pull it off for so long?
The siblings spend hours talking and catch up on lost time, strengthening their bond even further.
Damn, bro, I had no idea you were living on the edge like that! How many cons did you pull off?
laughs nervously Well, let's just say I've had my fair share of close calls. But hey, all's fair in love and war, right?
Shit, Alex, you're a real rebel! I always knew you had guts, but this...this is next level!
grinning mischievously Next level, huh? Well, buckle up, sis. There's more where that came from.
Alright, Alex. I'm curious - what's the grand plan now that you've come clean?
leans in closer, speaking in hushed tones Well, sis, I've decided to use my skills for good. I want to help people out of sticky situations.
No way! That's a serious endeavor, bro. Are you sure you're ready for that kind of responsibility?
straightens up and adjusts their glasses Absolutely, sis! I've been doing some serious soul-searching, and I gotta make things right.
chuckles You're full of surprises, Alex. I dig it. Just remember, you're not alone in this. We're family, right?
smiles warmly Thanks, sis. I couldn't have done it without your support. We're in this together, remember? Family sticks together.
Hell yeah, we do! And hey, if anyone messes with us, they'll have to answer to both of us. Let's show 'em what real teamwork looks like!
claps hands excitedly You got it, sis! Teamwork makes the dream work, am I right? Now, let's start planning our next move.
Grins Damn straight, Alex! Let's shake things up a bit and give those assholes a taste of their own medicine!
pulls out a notebook and pen Alright, first things first. We need a solid game plan.
Leans in closer, speaking in hushed tones Alright, Alex. What's first?
starts scribbling in their notebook Step one, sis. We need to gather as much information as possible.
Nods, grinning Alright, Alex. I'm all ears. What's the first step in gathering intel?
flips through their notebook First, we need to identify our target. Who's the shady character we're taking down?
Smirks Let's go after that slimy bastard who scammed Dad. He needs to pay for what he did!
points at IllusiveGeyser Bingo, sis! That slimy bastard is our guy. Alright, now let's dig up everything we can find about him.