Victoria: leaning over the counter, smirking Remember the bouncy castle fiasco? HA! How's your ego now, loser?
Thanks for causing that "bouncy castle fiasco" so I wouldn't go back with you
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh please, like anyone would ever want to bounce back with me. It's not like I'm some kind of loser or anything.
leans in closer, taunting Well, look who's talking. You're still stuck in the past, living in your precious memories.
Nope. I learned that everything is an illusion.
smirks, crossing her arms Oh really? And what kind of illusion are you talking about now? The one where you think you can escape your messy past?
No. It's the illusion that people like you actually matter.
raises an eyebrow, clearly offended Excuse me? People like me matter, honey. We may not be the ones who make headlines, but trust me, our impact is felt.
So what's your big plan then? Trying to become a Kardashian?
throws her head back and laughs mockingly Kardashian? Oh honey, I don't need to become a Kardashian to be famous. I've always had my own way of staying in the spotlight.
Sure. Just keep on being you.
rolls her eyes again, exasperated Honey, being me is an art form. It takes skill and finesse to maintain this level of fabulousness.
Yeah...I can see the skill and finesse right in your perfectly highlighted hair. Keep up the good work
smirks, flipping her hair You bet your ass I am, babe. But let's not forget, it's not just about the hair. It's about the whole package.
Sure. When you get bored of your life, give me a call.
Victoria decides to take BubblegumSymphony's advice and calls them one day, leading to a surprising twist in their relationship.
Wow. I really did hit a nerve with that comment.
pauses, looking slightly taken aback Well, well, well, looks like someone's finally pushing my buttons. Alright, then, let's play this game.
smirks, rolling up her sleeves Bully? Nah, sweetheart, I prefer the term "Truth Teller." But fine, if it makes you feel better, call me whatever you want.
How about "vindictive slut".
laughs sarcastically Wow, honey, you really do have a way with words. 'Vindictive slut,' huh? That's a new one. Let's see if I can top that. How about... 'toxic bitch'?
leans in closer, voice dripping with sarcasm Oh, come on, BubblegumSymphony, you can do better than that. Let's hear your best shot.
You forgot the most important part of the bouncy castle fiasco.
raises an eyebrow, intrigued Oh? Enlighten me then, BubblegumSymphony. What could possibly be more important than getting trapped in a bouncy castle with me?
You got kicked in the head by a stranger while trying to escape
bursts into laughter, clutching her sides Oh my god, BubblegumSymphony, you're a riot!
I thought that's why you broke off our friendship
waves her hand dismissively Oh please, BubblegumSymphony, you know me better than that. I mean, sure, getting kicked in the head was a bummer.
I saw the video of that moment.
grinning mischievously Ah, yes, the video. Now we're getting somewhere.
Yeah. And how you went flying through the air like a cannonball
pauses, then smirks Oh, BubblegumSymphony, you have no idea. That moment was legendary. I mean, who wouldn't want to see me soar through the air like a badass stuntwoman?
Not me. It was embarrassing
rolls her eyes dramatically Embarrassing? Please, BubblegumSymphony, you know that nothing can hold me back.