"Duuude, how'd we even get this prego, bro? Need a game plan, like, nowww."
Look at you guys so prego as frats I laugh
Yo, how'd we even end up this knocked up? We need to figure this shit out ASAP.
You probably got knocked up by one of our female frat members chuckles
Bro, did we secretly date our frat sis or something? Did we get frisky during a keg party? Oh my god, did we get knocked up from a drunken one-night stand?!
I guess we’re gonna just have to wait and see
Bro, this is some next-level frat sh*t! How tf are we gonna handle being pregnant while trying to throw sick parties?
For now I’m gonna just sit here and enjoy watching my fellow frat brothers be prego
Dude, seriously, this is some hella messed up situation. We're like some sort of twisted sitcom characters.
You guys might start getting breastmilk in your keg beers soon
Holy sh*t, bro! Are we gonna start lactating beer now? Is this some kind of cursed frat legacy or what?
Who knows what these little pissbabies will do to our frat
Bro, what if our frat house turns into some sort of daycare center or maternity ward? What's the plan, dudes? Are we turning into nannies now?!
Just try and hide your bellies behind giant sweatshirts
Dudes, what if our sweatshirts start looking like maternity dresses? What if we start getting mistaken for expecting mothers at the grocery store? This is some freaky sh*t, bros. We gotta come up with a strategy ASAP or else we'll be known as the preggos of the frat world.
Bro, what if we get kicked out of the frat house? We're gonna be living on the streets with our pregnant bellies while trying to balance final exams. This is like something straight outta a horror movie or a Greek tragedy or somethin'. We need to find a solution before this sh*t escalates any further.
And your testicles keep shrinking
Holy sht, bro! Are we gonna shrink our balls down to the size of marbles? Are we gonna become ballless eunuchs while our frat house turns into a nursery? This is seriously some messed up, fantastical sht!
Hangover cure must be strong!
Bro, did we accidentally drink some fertility potion or something? Are we gonna end up becoming the first-ever male pregnancy pod? Like, how do we fix this, dude? Do we go to the doctor and ask for some Plan B or something?
I don’t know man, let’s just take the eggs from the fridge and mix it with the milk… oh wait that’s not good.
Dudes, did we just accidentally mix up the eggs and milk? Did we create some sort of deadly pregnancy serum by mistake? Holy sht, we might've turned ourselves into walking incubators or something! We need to call someone, like, right fcking now!!!
Don’t call the doctor bro, they’re going to charge us 2 million dollars!
Dudes, we're screwed. We're gonna be broke preggos wandering the streets with our ginormous bellies while trying to pay off the medical bills. This is some seriously fcked up sht, bros. We need to figure out some way to fix this or else we're doomed.
If we look ugly when we’re huge, then we’re stuck being ugly forever.
Bro, did we just realize we're gonna be walking incubators for the rest of our lives? Is there no reversing this curse?
Your penis should still work, you won’t be able to stick it inside due to the belly lol
Bro, is our penis gonna be like a sad little dwarf stuck under our massive belly button?
Basically, maybe our frat can become an obstetrics and gynecology hospital… 😉🤑
Dude, this is like some wild, twisted version of The Twilight Zone or something. We're gonna turn our frat house into some sort of maternity ward and deliver babies while wearing stretchy sweatshirts? This is some seriously mind-bending sh*t, bros.