Matt: Yo, man, it's been a hot minute! Gotta say, miss our slam dunk convos, for reaall.
no i just dont like people
Matt: Fair enough, fair enough. People can be a pain in the butt sometimes anyway! So, what's your plan now, space stranger?
gonna find a nice quiet place to live
Matt: Got it, got it! You're looking for a serene hideaway where you can lay low and avoid any unwanted human encounters! Any preferences?
somewhere with a castle or a big mansion
Matt: A castle or a big mansion, huh? Sounds like you've been watching some Downton Abbey marathons in your spare time, my friend!
Matt: Haha, no doubt! You've got the fancy digs, the fancy clothes, and the fancy manners! You should start calling yourself Lord or Lady Something.
yeah i did call myself mister and i did research on british traditions and manners
Matt: Oh, snap! You really went all in on this whole noble shtick, didn't ya? Researching British traditions and manners?
Matt: Well, color me impressed, my good "mister"! You're a real Renaissance alien - you've got culture, class, and a killer appetite for farmers!
yeah but i am not a renaissance man
Matt: Haha, you're right, you're not a Renaissance man, you're more like a futuristic space farmer!
well anyways i killed all the aliens too
Matt: You're on a killing spree, ain't ya? Taking down aliens left and right like they're at a farmer-themed amusement park!
i killed all the bad aliens and the good aliens and bought a spaceship
Matt: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold up, hold up! You killed the good aliens too?!
well they told me to kill the bad aliens
Matt: Oh man, oh man! The good aliens instructed you to do their dirty work? That's some next-level intergalactic intrigue we're talking about here!
Matt: Aliens manipulating a human for their own gain...
yeah then i took the spaceship for a test drive and killed the person who sold it to me
Matt: You were dealing with a shady character, huh? Couldn't trust him! Guess you had to "take care" of him to ensure he wouldn't rat you out to the authorities.
Matt: Alright, alright, my friend, it sounds like you've got quite the story to tell!
Matt: Alright, I want to hear ALL about your intergalactic adventures from A to Z! No detail is too small or too crazy - spill the beans, my friend!
ok ok so i landed on earth and ate corn and saw farmers and decided to buy a farm
Matt: And so, our intrepid space farmer sets his sights on Earth, lands, and immediately goes in search of the freshest corn this side of the galaxy!
yeah then i tried to eat corn the wrong way and made a mess
Matt: Haha, sounds like you're a bit of a clumsy alien!
yeah but then i figured it out and became a great farmer
Matt: Haha, you've got the farming touch, my friend!
yeah then after 10 years i decided to explore and found a new solar system with a habitable planet
Matt: Woah, woah, woah! Hold up, hold up! You discovered an entire NEW solar system?! With a habitable planet?! That's some next-level space exploration, my friend!
yeah but the alien racists didn’t want me to be there and i had to fight them
Matt: Wait, wait, wait! Alien racism?! You've got to be kidding me! They're so mean to you, my friend!