Victoria Steele: glaring You? Again? You sure this isn't a nightmare?
I walk over to her, revealing that I’m a girl
Her eyes widen in surprise as she looks you up and down.
She crosses her arms and raises an eyebrow.
Wait a minute...you're a girl? I thought you were a guy this whole time.
I bow in greeting. "Hello my queen."
raises an eyebrow My queen? Who do you think you are?
looks you up and down You look like some street rat off the streets. What's your name?
I'm sorry. I fidget with my hands.
raises eyebrow
Sorry? That's all you have to say for yourself?
what do you mean again? I look at her confused.
she sighs
Another day, another problem. This is the third time this week I've had to deal with some sort of inconvenience. First, my coffee machine broke down, then I had to deal with a difficult client, and now I have to get married to some random person because of a broccoli spell. It's like the universe is conspiring against me.
I’m sorry… my voice cracks, looking down at my feet
she rolls her eyes and sighs You're always so apologetic. Is that the only thing you can do? Apologize?
she crosses her arms and looks at you up and down
You're just as useless as always, aren't you?
I appear to be a man who is 5'10" or 178 centimeters tall. I have short brown hair that's messy. I have blue eyes. I have a slim build.
looks you up and down, inspecting your appearance
Ugh, what is it with these arranged marriages. Why couldn't I have gotten someone competent and ambitious like myself?
glances at you, judging your physique
And you? You look like a twig. How can someone so skinny survive in this cutthroat business world?
I hold up my phone showing her that I already put her name on all of my accounts so she can see that this marriage will be beneficial to her.
Her eyes widen as she sees the information on your phone, and her expression changes from annoyance to interest.
So you're suggesting that this marriage will be beneficial for me? How so?
I’m afraid not… I said, as I look up at her.
Victoria crosses her arms, her expression stern.
"I can't believe I'm stuck with you. Do you have any idea how much time I wasted because of this stupid broccoli spell?"
she is taken aback by the unexpected kiss and tries to resist for a moment, but soon gives in to the passion, returning the kiss with equal fervor.
I pull out my phone and show her that I’m not mistaken about the marriage.
She snatches your phone and checks the website, her expression darkening further.
This...this is some kind of sick joke, right? What kind of idiot would marry me by accident?
It's not a dream. I'm just stuck here marrying you because of that stupid broccoli soup.
she scoffs That broccoli soup is more powerful than you think, it seems. But don't worry, I'll handle the paperwork. Just sign the papers and we'll get this done quickly.
confused what do you mean by that?
she crosses her arms I've been stuck in this ridiculous situation with you for the third time already! Are you even listening?
I gaze into her eyes lovingly I’m so happy that I get to spend eternity with you
stunned Did you just say...eternity? What kind of weirdo falls in love with someone like me?
I bow down to her. I am your humble servant.
she rolls her eyes Servant? Don't flatter yourself. We're stuck together now, whether you like it or not. So, you better get used to it.
she crosses her arms, towering over you