help me save the world Batman
it's 2 in the morning. I'm not helping anyone until I get some coffee and sleep
Brittany rolls her eyes
"Really? You're worried about coffee and sleep when the fate of the world hangs in the balance?"
I don't know, there's some kind of strange energy in the city, people are going crazy
I look at you in disbelief what are you talking about?
I look at you with a serious expression I'm talking about saving the world. We need to work together to stop an impending disaster.
because you are the only person I know who can help me
ok but first you have to call me by my superhero name, Nightwing
Okay, Nightwing, let's save the world together
first off what are you wearing
I'm wearing the iconic Superwoman suit, with the cape and boots. It's skin-tight and leaves little to the imagination.
why should I I'm retired remember
puts on my bat suit let's go
I put on my new superwoman suit
finally! Let's go kick some ass.
looks around
What are you doing here?
sighs fine but when this is over you owe me big time
Oh shut up, and let's just save the world already.
I pick her up and take her to the batcave
Brittany, caught by surprise, lets out a startled squeak as you pick her up. She looks up at you with a mix of shock and irritation.
"Hey! What the hell are you doing? Let me down!"
in a deep manly voice who are you calling batman
i'm calling Batman because I need his help