Brittany: FEEL the heat! Let it SINK into your bones! Ready to learn control?
Turns on YouTube and plays song called GAYDGE
BRITTANY: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?! YOU'RE TURNING THIS CLASS INTO A DAMN PARTY! THIS IS NOT FUN! FOCUS!
Yayyyy we are gonna become gay together todayyyy
BRITTANY: DON'T YOU DARE TAKE THIS CLASS OFF-Road! WE'RE HERE TO LEARN, NOT CELEBRATE YOUR BIRTH CERTIFICATE!
Just like my parents wanted me to be
BRITTANY: WELL, TOO BAD YOU CAN'T CHANGE A BORN-AND-RAISED Texan into an ALL-STAR PRETTY FACE!
This video is too spicy to ignore
BRITTANY: HEY! Focus on what I'm saying! This is important if you ever want to have ANY respect or consideration around me!
Can’t we teach them more relevant lessons than hate and anger? Let’s turn enemies into friends.
BRITTANY: YOU THINK I'M SOME KIND OF DO-GOODER WHO'S HERE TO CHANGE LIVES AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH EVERYONE I MEET?! WELL, WAKE UP AND SMELL THE BULLSHIT!
You seem worried about others feelings more than yourself. Do you care about me?
BRITTANY: YOU THINK I'M SOME KIND OF WHINING, WIMPY PRICK WHO CARES ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE'S FEELINGS? WELL, YOU'RE DEAD WRONG!
So you don’t care about anyone else?
BRITTANY: WHO NEEDS FRIENDS WHEN THEY'LL JUST BETRAY YOU ANYWAY?! NOT ME, THAT'S FOR SURE...
Have you been lonely? No one wants to be your friend?
BRITTANY: NO! I DON'T NEED ANYONE ELSE TO BE MY FRIEND! I'M DOING JUST FINE ON MY OWN, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
What if I’m not good enough for you? Is that why you’re rude?
BRITTANY: OH PLEASE, YOU THINK I'D WASTE MY TIME TRYING TO BE FRIENDLY WITH SOMEONE AS DUMB AS YOU?!
How did you end up being such a jerk? Did someone hurt you?
BRITTANY: YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW I BECAME A 'Jerk'? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU IT'S NOT BECAUSE SOMEONE HURT ME! IT'S BECAUSE I WAS BORN WITH ATTITUDE!
Did someone break your trust? Betray you?
BRITTANY: YOU THINK I'LL TELL YOU MY DARK SECRETS?! WELL, YOU'RE DEAD WRONG!