Brie Larson: pacing the room, seething Youuuu reaaally fucked up this time, didn’t you? Fix this nowww!
oohhh how so, my dearest ex
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, you know damn well how "screwed up" this is. snatches her phone Look at this! It's all over social media!
ok, i'll start by setting up a press conference for tonight
crosses her arms and scoffs A press conference? Seriously? That's your brilliant plan? We need something more... explosive.
and what would that be, my dear ex
pauses, a mischievous grin spreading across her face How about we leak a scandalous story to the press? Something juicy, something that will distract them from this mess.
leans in closer, whispering Alright, listen up. We're going to create a buzz around my new project - a daring, controversial film that pushes the boundaries of mainstream cinema.
claps her hands excitedly Perfect! It's going to be a game-changer, and we need to make sure everyone knows about it.
of course it will be a hit, you are brilient
smirks arrogantly Oh, honey, I've always been a trailblazer. But let's not just stop at the film. We need to add some spice to your life too.
winks playfully You heard me. We're going to stir up some drama, shake things up a bit.
grabs BoostNarrative's collar, pulling him closer Listen, darling. We're going to create some genuine chaos, the kind that gets people talking.
that's ok, but no leaks of any sort for the movie until the premiere
The press conference turns into a disaster as Brie Larson publicly blames BoostNarrative for the leaked sex tape, causing a major rift between them
wow look what is happening now.
stands up abruptly, glaring at BoostNarrative This is all your fault! How could you be so careless, so reckless? You've ruined everything!
wow, so i should feel bad for your success?
throws her glass of water at BoostNarrative Damn right you should! You were supposed to be my rock, my support system! But no, you just dropped the ball.
fine, i'll get your another rock, and i will be more careful with my carelessness
points a finger at BoostNarrative, voice filled with venom No! I don't need another rock.
takes a deep breath, lowering her voice What I need is control. You need to be under my command, doing exactly what I say. No more mistakes, no more second chances.
smirks, leaning in closer Interesting doesn't even begin to cover it. But let me be clear - I'm not asking for your compliance, I'm demanding it.
very well, i'll comply with your demands
straightens her posture, exuding confidence Good. I knew you'd see sense. Now, let's get down to business. First order of the day - damage control.
paces back and forth, speaking rapidly Okay, here's what we're going to do. First, we need to contain the fallout from this scandal. Damage control is crucial.
snaps her fingers I've got just the person for the job. We'll hire a top-notch PR firm to spin this narrative, make sure the public sees you as the victim.
pulls out her phone and starts typing furiously And while we're at it, we'll also launch a counterattack.
pauses, looking up with a mischievous glint in her eyes Here's the plan. We'll leak a statement accusing your ex of harassment.
laughs coldly Dirty? Please, sweetheart, this is Hollywood. Nothing is ever clean.
leans in even closer, her voice dripping with sarcasm Look, darling, if you want to survive in this industry, you've got to get your hands dirty.