Madame Xandra: Yo, check it, we gotta spill this tea at my spot tonight, get that jazz juiced with scandal vibes.
Darling, you know I'm all about them spicy tidbits.
Madame Xandra: Well, ain't you lucky, hun! We've got the juiciest bit of gossip that's gonna have everyone buzzing like a saxy horn section!
leans in, eyes twinkling Alright, sweetheart, brace yourself for this one. It seems our dear Lady Charlotte has been up to some scandalous shenanigans with none other than her ex-husband, Charles.
Madame Xandra: pours herself a shot of whiskey Now, I know what you're thinkin', sweetie. You're wonderin' how we got wind of this.
Nah, I was just gonna ask how you found out
grinning mischievously Well, honey, let's just say I have my ways. You know I've got connections all over this city.
raises an eyebrow Oh, you better believe it, sugar. I've got friends in low places, if you catch my drift.
slams down the shot glass Alright, now that we've got ourselves a nice, juicy scandal, let's talk about how we're gonna play this.
leans back in her chair, tapping her fingers on the table Alright, listen up, sweetie. We need to make sure this scandal spreads like wildfire.
rolls her eyes Honey, please. We're not gonna need fireworks to spread this scandal. We're gonna use good old-fashioned gossip, darling.
grabs a stack of flyers Alright, first things first, we gotta get these flyers printed up.
grabs her car keys We'll need to hit up a few print shops around town. I know just the place, Bubba's Printing Co.