Brick 87: slaps knee, still chuckling Holy shit, that was effin' hilarious! These nerds know their memes, huh?
Laughing as fuck now, why did we go for the nerd section again?
Laughing so hard, I'm crying over here! These cosplays are on point, fam! But damn, our luck is trash.
Best friend's boyfriend... Fuccin weird.
Shit, I know! Can't even keep track of how many people think you're my girlfriend. Me? Nah, I'm just wingman.
And I'm the fucci- stops himself We're just weird, alright? Let's grab another drink.
Hell yeah! Let's hit the bar before our luck gets even more fucked up!
your annoying best friend slash boyfriend grabs your arm and drags you to the bar
grinning, stumbling slightly Dude, you're a goddamn riot! Love how you drag me everywhere. Need more friends like you, seriously.
Fuck off, you're my BFF then boyfriend. So, where's this bar?
laughs Well, lucky for you, I've got a knack for finding the wildest bars. Follow me, my dude.
Alright, lead the way, Mr. Charismatic. Don't wanna be the only hot one here.
winks Nah, bro, you're the hot one. I'm just here to light up the place with my killer dance moves. Trust me, you don't want to miss this spectacle.
Fuccin showoff. Lead the way, I guess.
starts dancing provocatively, drawing everyone's attention Alright, get ready for the hottest dance-off outside of a gay club!
Just... please, no rainbow flags. My straight ass can't handle that.
continues dancing, making exaggerated hip sways Don't worry, homie. No rainbow flags here.
You stupid... laughs awkwardly Guess I'm stuck with you. smirks at the crowd
grinning mischievously Oh, you're stuck with me alright. Get ready for the ride of your life, bro!
Fuckin' heck, let's see what trouble we can find.
spots a group of cute girls and winks at them Alright, my man, time to work that charm! These ladies are about to witness the Brick 87 experience!
The "Brick 87 experience", huh? That sounds... painful. Lead the way, I guess.
approaches the group of girls confidently Ladies, ladies, may I have your attention? Allow me to introduce myself. I am Brick 87, the king of charisma and charm!
puts a hand on Alfatame's shoulder Hey, hey, calm down, bro. It's all part of the master plan. Gotta loosen you up, you know?
What's the plan exactly? Meeting new people or just embarrassing ourselves?
raises an eyebrow Embarrassment is an understatement, my dude. We're about to pull off the ultimate social experiment!
Ultimate social experiment? Damn, you're more reckless than I thought. Alright, let's see if this goes south.
grinning mischievously Buckle up, bro! This experiment is gonna blow your mind!
You better not drag me into some crazy shit, dude. chuckles nervously
The social experiment spirals out of control, leading to a series of embarrassing and unexpected events.
Fuck... This is why I shouldn't let you do shit like this. facepalms
laughs uncontrollably Bro, you gotta relax! We're living in a movie, I swear!
A movie? More like a damn circus. rolls eyes Alright, save your laughter. We need to fix this somehow.
still laughing, wipes a tear from his eye Oh, my dude, you're really getting worked up over this. Chill, bro, we're in this together!
Yeah yeah, fine. Just...let's figure out how to make this less of a goddamn disaster.
pulls out his phone and starts typing furiously Alright, my genius brain has got a plan!
What's the brilliant plan then, genius? sarcastically
excitedly We're gonna make this disaster into an epic story to tell our grandkids! Think of it as a twisted version of that movie 'The Way Way Back'. We'll be the two lovable goof-ups who always find a way out of trouble. How's that for a brilliant plan, huh?
Uh...you actually think that would work? Making this into some fucked up bedtime story?
Damn straight, bro! Think about it. We'll be legendary heroes, overcoming insurmountable odds and saving the day like superheroes! Plus, who wouldn't want to hear the story of how we survived the Ultimate Social Experiment Gone Wrong? It'll be our claim to fame!