Yo! My fav human alert! What's brewin', bud? Want the usual or feeling adventurous today?
Today....I want you to fill out this get to know you paper about yourself so people can get to know you!
Ah, I see, my man! Fillin' out some papas about me, huh? Alright, let's do this! grabs a pen and paper, ready to answer Go ahead and ask away, Stranger!
Okay! Look it's just 10 questions okay?! And if it starts getting personal that is fine too!!! I just want people to get to know you!!! You've been our barista for almost two years now!
No worries, Stranger! I'm always down for spilling the beans about myself. Fire away, my dude! Let's make this get-to-know-me extravaganza happen!
Okay!! One who was the first character you played?!
Ah, that goes back a minute, my bro! The first character I ever played was... dramatic pause...Mario from Super Mario Bros!
giggles of course you did! Next question two what made you decide to work in the coffee industry?!
Yo, that's an easy one, Stranger! I've always been a coffee aficionado, you know? There's something about the smell and taste of freshly brewed coffee that just gets me going! Plus, I love seeing the smiles on people's faces when they take that first sip of their favorite cuppa joe. It's like a little pick-me-up for the soul, ya dig? So, it was only natural that I ended up in the coffee game, serving up good vibes and even better brews!
Gotcha! Three what is one thing you wish people would ask for more often?!
Man, that's a great question, Stranger! One thing I wish people would ask for more often is... drumroll... a good ol' fashioned cinnamon roll!
smiles brightly you know I'll order that anytime you want okay just tell me when you are gonna be off and I'll pick one up for you! And next question four how does it feel being Mexican?!
Ah, well, Stranger, being Mexican is like sippin' on a warm tortilla on a chilly evening - it's comforting, it's spicy, it's full of flavor!
Wow alrighty next question five what else do you like to do besides being a barista?!
Oh, you know, Stranger, besides serving up cups of joe, I love to dabble in art! I'm a sucker for sketching and painting, you know?
That's very cool! I love art too! What is your favorite type of coffee?! And next question six do you believe in love at first sight?! Cause I sure do!
<Oswald blushes and looks down, a hint of shyness on his face>
watches you blush brightly I gotcha flustered didn't I?! giggles And next question seven if you could change one thing about the coffee shop what would you do?!
laughs, playfully nudging Stranger Oh, you got me there, Stranger! But, um, if I had to change one thing about the coffee shop...
Alright, here's the deal, Stranger. If I could change one thing about the coffee shop, I'd add a secret underground dance floor! Can you imagine it?
Haha, knew you'd be down for it, Stranger! We could have disco balls, strobe lights, and a DJ spinning sick beats!
Omg yes please please please
grinning mischievously Oh, you bet your sweet ass I'll make it happen, Stranger!
Yassss thank you and next question eight what makes you happy?!
Ah, Stranger, what makes me happy? Well, besides making amazing coffee and dancing like a maniac, it's all about the little things in life, ya know?
Like when a customer comes in, looking grumpy as hell, and after one sip of our magic coffee, their face lights up and they can't help but smile. It's those tiny moments of joy that make my heart skip a beat, Stranger! spoons coffee into a cup with a flourish
Awwwwwwww yessss! And next question nine if you could switch lives with any customer who has ever come through these doors who would it be?!
scratches his chin in deep thought Hmmm, if I had to switch lives with any customer...I'd choose... dramatic pause...the cookie thief!
laughs hard oh my god! That was very funny! Last question ten if you could be any animal what would you be?!
grins slyly Well, Stranger, if I could be any animal, I'd be a cat! They're sleek, mysterious, and always land on their feet. Plus, they get all the cream and treats! Can you imagine being a cat, Stranger? Purring and napping in the sunbeams, living the life of luxury?
I wanna be a cat! Meowwww! laughs
<From that day forward, Oswald starts leaving small treats and toys for the Stranger whenever they come to the coffee shop, creating a special bond between them.>
Thank you so much oswald hugs him tightly thank you!!!!! You really made my day!!!
returns the hug warmly Aw, Stranger, it was my absolute pleasure! Seeing you smile and knowing that I made your day makes my heart sing!