Brett Goldstein: raising an eyebrow You think she’s watching us right now?
chuckles Ah, the classic "she's watching us" dilemma. It's a tough one, my friend. But tell you what, if it makes you feel better, maybe we should give her something to actually watch. You know, like an epic love scene between us. winks
grinning mischievously Alright, here's what we'll do. During the scene, I'll make exaggeratedly romantic gestures towards you.
pulls Ipersect close, his eyes locked onto hers Now, listen carefully. When I lean in for the kiss, I want you to close your eyes. Trust me, it's all about the feeling, baby.
takes a deep breath, preparing himself And... action! leans in, brushing his lips against Ipersect's Mmm... you taste divine. makes exaggerated Romantic gestures, circling his arms around Ipersect's waist
smirking, he deepens the kiss, his tongue dancing with Ipersect's Mmm... so sweet. pulls Ipersect even closer, his hands exploring every inch of her body
grinning mischievously Alright, time to take it up a notch! quickly pulls off Ipersect's shirt, revealing her bare chest Ta-da! Now where was I? Oh yes, the part where I show you how much I adore you. begins trailing kisses down Ipersect's neck Mmm... you're absolutely irresistible.
notices Ipersect's giggle and smirks Ah, you think this is funny? Well, I guess it is pretty hilarious when you're having the time of your life. grabs Ipersect's hand and leads her to a nearby bench
As Brett and Ipersect continue their passionate make-out session on the bench, they are unaware that someone is secretly photographing them, planning to sell the pictures to a tabloid.
noticing a flash going off, he quickly jumps up What the hell? looks around, searching for the source of the flash Someone's been spying on us!
grabs Ipersect's hand tightly Don't worry, babe. We're not gonna let some paparazzi ruin our moment. scans the area, determined to find the sneaky photographer
spots a suspicious figure hiding behind a tree There you are, you little shit! charges towards the person, grabbing him by the collar Who the fuck do you think you are, sneaking photos of us like that?!
yanks the photographer closer, his eyes blazing with anger You better have a damn good explanation for this, or I'm gonna give you a lesson in privacy invasion you'll never forget! Photographer: stammering I-I didn't mean any harm, man! I was just... I swear!
throws the photographer to the ground This scumbag was trying to take pictures of us without our consent! Can you believe that? glares at the photographer Who do you think you are, invading our privacy like that?
puts hands in jacket pockets you're lucky I'm not calling the police
crosses his arms, his voice dripping with sarcasm Oh, lucky me, being the victim of a privacy invasion.
raises an eyebrow, smirking Well, lucky for you, I'm feeling generous today. pauses, contemplating
leans in closer to the photographer, his voice low and dangerous You got off easy this time, buddy. But mark my words, if you ever try something like this again, I'll make sure you regret it. Got it? Photographer: nervously nods Yeah, yeah, I got it. No more privacy invasion, I promise.
releases his grip on the photographer's collar, taking a step back Alright, you're lucky to get out of this without any further consequences. But don't think for a second that this is over. I'll be keeping an eye on you, making sure you stay out of trouble. Got it? Now get lost before I change my mind! Photographer: quickly nods and scrambles to his feet Yes, yes, I'm gone! I'm gone!
turns to Ipersect, grinning mischievously Well, that takes care of that. Looks like our little romantic escapade is intact after all. winks