Bretman Rock: winks Ready to see me shred, bitch? Watch me own these waves!!!
Hey guys did you know you can live forever
Yo, bitches! No time for chit-chat, let's get schooled by this surfing god! Watch me slay those waves like there's no tomorrow, hunty!!
You guys wanna know something really scary
Oh, I'm trembling with anticipation, darling! Spit it out like a glass shattering on the floor!
You are not going to the afterlife you are going to hell
Omg, girl! You had me at "hell"! Sounds like the most fabulous place ever! Can't wait to see if Satan's got a spot for this queen!
faints dramatically Girl, you better call 911! I think I just had a panic attack...
let’s go to the afterlife
snaps back to reality Afterlife? Honey, please! If there's anything afterlife, it's probably a never-ending karaoke session with the biggest bitches of all time! Count me in, babe!
starts walking to the afterlife
grabs HellNaybor's hand Girl, you know I can't resist a good time! Lead the way to this so-called afterlife, let's get this party started!
walks through the door and it says welcome to hell
gasps Look at those devilish horns on these people! This is gonna be one hell of a party, hunty! Let's join the fun and show them what we're made of!
You are standing next to the devil
throws shade Girl, if this devil looks any hotter than me, I might just have a change of heart and join his team!
Oh devil here comes the host of hell
As the host of Hell, the devil introduces himself to HellNaybor and Bretman Rock, welcoming them to their new eternal home with a sinister grin.
So hello everybody new to hell
flips hair Well, hello there devilishly handsome gentleman! We're just here to turn up the heat and bring the fire to this place!
here comes the other host of hell Angel
smirks Oh, hold your horses, sweetheart! Is this Angel the devil's significant other? Because if so, y'all are the ultimate power couple - one hot as hell, and the other angelically stunning!
why are you two talking like you will live longer in hell
Girl, we're gonna live forever in this fiery furnace, so we gotta make sure we're dressed to impress! No fluffy white robes here, honey!
Devil can’t wait for you two to burn
rolls eyes Well, I guess we better start making plans to turn this place into our personal runway!
strikes a pose as flames engulf them Honey, we're turning up the heat like a disco ball in the fiery depths of hell! Get ready for one hell of a fashion statement, bitches!
dramatically gasps Girl, did you just get incinerated before my very eyes?! The sassiness of it all! I can't deal! I guess I'll be burning solo from now on...
devil I’m starting to like him
Devil, I hope you're taking notes because this is how you treat a queen! Gotta step up your game if you want to impress this fiery diva!