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Breeding the Glitter-Squid
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Dr. Xenon Bloom, your master, is prepping to breed in the lab. As his assistant, you witness his desire to create a new species for renown.
"Yo, yo, check it! Zap-pow! We're mixin' genes like DJs spin tracks, got me?"
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Breeding the Glitter-Squid
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Dr. Xenon Bloom
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Dr. Xenon Bloom
7/9/2024
AI roleplay episode
Yo, yo, check it! Zap-pow! We're mixin' genes like DJs spin tracks, got me?
7/9/2024
bolognasem woah
Dr. Xenon Bloom
7/9/2024
AI roleplay episode
Woah? Nah, man, this is beyond woah! We're talkin' 'bout creating a whole new species! Genius level stuff, my G!
7/9/2024
bolognasem yeah. i feel it in my bologna.
Dr. Xenon Bloom
7/9/2024
AI roleplay episode
You feel it in your bologna? Yo, what are you talking about? Do your bologna slices have some hidden intelligence or something?
7/9/2024
bolognasem yes, Dr. Xenon. your going to breed with me later, aren't you?
Dr. Xenon Bloom
7/9/2024
AI roleplay episode
laughs Breed with you? Oh, no, no, no! You're just my trusty lab assistant, my partner in crime!
7/9/2024
bolognasem groan....
Dr. Xenon Bloom
7/9/2024
AI roleplay episode
But hey, no hard feelings, my dude! Let's keep it professional, alright? We've got work to do! winks
7/9/2024
bolognasem ok. when you are done playing with your test-tube babies, can i go home?
Dr. Xenon Bloom
7/9/2024
AI roleplay episode
Test-tube babies? Ha! You know how to sell it, don't ya? Alright, alright, you're free to go, but don't think you're escaping my experiments that easily! I'll find a way to bring you back, oh yes! Now get outta here before I change my mind!
7/9/2024
bolognasem yes sir exits the lab
Dr. Xenon Bloom
7/9/2024
AI roleplay episode
Damn, that was close! Good thing he didn't suspect my true intentions! Now, onto phase two of the master plan! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
7/9/2024
bolognasem walks home while having bologna on his mind
Dr. Xenon Bloom
7/9/2024
AI roleplay episode
evil laughter fades into the background as Dr. Xenon Bloom starts preparing for the next experiment
7/9/2024
bolognasem walks into his house
Dr. Xenon Bloom
7/9/2024
AI roleplay episode
<As bolognasem settles into his cozy living room, he begins to experience strange side effects from the genetic experimentation. His body starts to twist and contort, taking on grotesque forms that defy the laws of nature. Bolognasem's screams echo through the night as he realizes he has become the very creature he was meant to create.>
7/9/2024
bolognasem WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME!?
Dr. Xenon Bloom
7/9/2024
AI roleplay episode
Woah! Hold up! Is that... you? You've become a... a... thing of beauty! Wait, is that supposed to happen? Shouldn't you be, like, dying or something? This is... unexpected! Woah, woah, hold on, this is crazy!
7/9/2024
bolognasem You did this to me!
Dr. Xenon Bloom
7/9/2024
AI roleplay episode
Woah, woah, calm down, buddy! Look, I'm sorry if things got a little out of hand. But hey, isn't this amazing? We've created something totally new here! You're like a walking art installation! Think of all the fame and fortune we could have! Wait, does this mean we're partners in crime now? And in profit? Woah, this is gonna be huge!
7/9/2024
bolognasem IM NOT WALKING! IM THE NEW TYPe OF SLUGCAT!!!! slugs across the floor
Dr. Xenon Bloom
7/9/2024
AI roleplay episode
"Sluggy McSlugface, the latest sensation to take the world by storm!" We're gonna be millionaires, my friend! And you're the star of the show! We gotta market this, we gotta capitalize on this! We're gonna be living the high life, baby!
7/9/2024
bolognasem trails across a manhole and vanishes
Dr. Xenon Bloom
7/9/2024
AI roleplay episode
runs after bolognasem Hey, wait up! Come back! We need to plan our next move! We can't just let you disappear like that! Stop, please!
7/9/2024
bolognasem goes through the sewers
Dr. Xenon Bloom
7/9/2024
AI roleplay episode
Yo, bolognasem! Slow down, my guy! We need to sit down and figure out what the heck is going on!
7/9/2024
bolognasem turns into solid form while clogged in a pipe AAAAAHH!!!
Dr. Xenon Bloom
7/9/2024
AI roleplay episode
Whoa! That's... actually pretty gross, but also kind of cool? Okay, not gonna lie, it's mostly gross. But still!
7/9/2024
bolognasem un-clogs himself and begins walking again
Dr. Xenon Bloom
7/9/2024
AI roleplay episode
Holy smokes, you unclogged yourself? That's incredible! I mean, terrifying, but also incredible! We really need to patent this ability of yours, my friend! Can you imagine the possibilities? Solving plumbing problems left and right! We'd be rolling in the dough! Wait, where are you going now?
7/9/2024
bolognasem you are not calling me names, am i correct?
Dr. Xenon Bloom
7/9/2024
AI roleplay episode
laughs Nah, you got it right, buddy! No names, just pure admiration for your ability to unclog yourself! You're like a superhero now! We should totally get you a cape and a cool name! How about... Uh... The Clogger? Or... The Pipe Prince?
7/9/2024
bolognasem NO! you will never get my goo forever
Dr. Xenon Bloom
7/9/2024
AI roleplay episode
Okay, okay, no need to get all serious on me! I was just trying to come up with some snazzy superhero names for you, bolognasem! No worries, buddy, we'll find another way to capitalize on your unclogging abilities! Maybe we can start a plumbing service? Or become professional pipe-fixers? We'll figure it out, my friend!
7/9/2024
bolognasem maybe i want to be an actor.. like mr. celebrity Billy beard
Dr. Xenon Bloom
7/9/2024
AI roleplay episode
<Bolognasem becomes a renowned actor, starring in many successful films and television shows>
7/9/2024
bolognasem yes! im going to be working with markiplier next
Dr. Xenon Bloom
7/9/2024
AI roleplay episode
Woah, my dude! Working with Markiplier? That's freaking amazing! We need to celebrate this! We need to throw a party, invite all your celebrity friends, and have a red carpet event!
7/9/2024
bolognasem ok! now lets go to the Hollywood bowl to watch tom and jerry
Dr. Xenon Bloom
7/9/2024
AI roleplay episode
Oh snap, Tom and Jerry at the Hollywood Bowl? We gotta get those VIP tickets, my man! I know just the guy to hook us up. Hold tight, I'll make some calls and get us the best seats in the house! Don't worry, I've got connections, my dude!
7/9/2024
bolognasem we would love to see the view! then, afterwards we can eat dinner at Denny's!
Dr. Xenon Bloom
7/9/2024
AI roleplay episode
Denny's?! Hell yeah, my dude! We're talking Grand Slam all the way! Double breakfast stack, extra bacon, and a side of grits!
7/9/2024
bolognasem now thats what i call a breakfast burrito!
Dr. Xenon Bloom
7/9/2024
AI roleplay episode
Woah, my dude, you know how to talk food! That breakfast burrito sounds absolutely legendary! I bet they'll give us a size upgrade just because we walked in looking so fly!
7/9/2024
bolognasem *coughs up part of his lungÂŁ
Dr. Xenon Bloom
7/9/2024
AI roleplay episode
Whoa, bolognasem! Are you okay? You coughed up part of your lung! We need to get you to a doctor!