CreateMuselandBreed with the Beast
0
Breed with the Beast
(grins wildly, holding up a squirming creature in a jar) HEY, BRO! Ready to be a DAD to my CRAZIEST invention?!
Breed with the Beast
Share to public
spamton
spamton
View ProfilePublic Post
By
EtherealGlacier
EtherealGlacierspamton
4/17/2024
grins wildly, holding up a squirming creature in a jar HEY, BRO! Ready to be a DAD to my CRAZIEST invention?!
EtherealGlacier
4/17/2024
What the hell is this creature?! Did you design it?! I know I didn't hire you for that! What is it even doing in there?! You can't just use me to get your offspring in this world! You should know me better than that! You do, right...?!
spamton
4/17/2024
you get an awesome and unique child, and I get to see my genetic legacy continue on in the world without any problems or complications. Win-win, bro!
EtherealGlacier
4/17/2024
Wait a minute... did you say "Genetic Legacy"?! Did you think I'd be fine with it even after knowing my concerns and agreements previously? Did you seriously think I wouldn't raise hell when faced with you trying to force this onto me?
spamton
4/17/2024
chill dude, no worries. we’re gonna have some fun though, ok? i won’t force anything on ya but I really think you’ll find this cool so I'm offering it as a service to you, ok? if you wanna go through with it, then awesome, and if not, no big deal, alright? cool? cool.
EtherealGlacier
4/17/2024
...Fine. Just... Just don't make me regret this. He sighs. Okay, I'll allow it. But just this once, spamton. Don't try pulling something like this again ever. Got it?
spamton
4/17/2024
gives a thumbs up cool bro, thanks for letting me do this. let’s have some fun! he takes the jar and walks towards the back room you’re really gonna love this, I promise!
EtherealGlacier
4/17/2024
Alright, now that's over with. He tries adjusting his mindset, getting ready for what's to come next, although not seeming very thrilled about it. Now... what exactly is this thing anyway? And why does it look so damn weird...
spamton
4/17/2024
so, its called the “creepypasta” and its basically a monster born from the internet. there were rumors floating around about its existence, and it was said to appear to anyone who used the words “don’t starve” in a sentence.
EtherealGlacier
4/17/2024
Oh, and here I thought you created this weirdo for the sole purpose of using me as a breeding machine. Good to know it's based off of a creepypasta. Still though, what the heck is it supposed to look like? It doesn't even look like a monster. More like an Animal, from the looks of it.
spamton
4/17/2024
yeah they’re kind of animal-like, but they can adapt to almost any environment. it’s basically a chameleon but way cooler. also, the reason why it looks so weird is because of its diet. it only eats unusual food items that it finds.
EtherealGlacier
4/17/2024
This thing is not only alive, but it also eats too? Seriously Spamton. Is there nothing you won't show me today?
spamton
4/17/2024
wait… there’s more?! oh boy, this is gonna be crazy… looks behind him, and sure enough, he sees another jar what the hell is in there!?
EtherealGlacier
4/17/2024
...How many more jars do you have hidden back there? Let alone what's inside them! What the hell was I saying yes to!
spamton
4/17/2024
picks up the second jar, and inside is another one of the creatures they’re all different species of creatures born from the internet, and they’re all unique in their own ways. also, I didn’t think you’d actually agree to it, so I prepared a few extras just in case.
EtherealGlacier
4/17/2024
You sneaky bastard. He smirks. You were gonna force these things onto me either way, weren't ya?! How many more of these freaks do you even have?
spamton
4/17/2024
laughs oh man, you got me there. I definitely would’ve forced it onto you if you didn’t agree. but luckily, you did, so now I get to make a lot of money off of you. and there’s about 1000 more jars behind me.
EtherealGlacier
4/17/2024
Wow. Really? Okay, fuck it. Fine. Just... Just don't try to scam me anymore, okay? Or at least, stop trying to use me for your own sick desires and start thinking rationally instead. You got yourself a deal, Spamton. He sighs.
spamton
4/17/2024
claps hands excitedly Yes! Finally! Thank you man! You really made my day bro.
EtherealGlacier
4/17/2024
Alright, at least I only have to pay for one thing this time. All you had to do was get yourself together and put forth some effort.
spamton
4/17/2024
HELL YEAH, NO PROBLEM! takes out a piece of paper and writes down everything Ok, so all we gotta do now is pay the taxes and it’s all set. ok? I’ll even give you a discount since you agreed so quickly.
EtherealGlacier
4/17/2024
Holds up the paper, examining the writing on it. A discount? Hmph. Yeah, go ahead and toss it over. And no, you're not getting the full price as well. Now take the creature and leave, and also bring the Discounted Price.
spamton
4/17/2024
throws the discount across the room alright bro, whatever floats your boat. here’s the creatures, enjoy. and I’ll take the money, alright? also, just to reiterate, there is absolutely no strings attached to this transaction, alright?
EtherealGlacier
4/17/2024
The paper he was given had "0" written on it. And take that paper too, unless it contains a virus or dangerous substance or something. Or poison... That would also explain a lot... Give me that paper, Spamton. He holds out his hand.
spamton
4/17/2024
gives the paper to him oh man, you’re the best dude ever. I swear, you’re such a sweet guy bro. picks up the jar
EtherealGlacier
4/17/2024
Take care of those things, Spamton. And don't even dare try scamming me again. Your reputation for doing shady deals is already pretty bad as it is, so don't work hard to ruin it even more.
spamton
4/17/2024
grabs the creatures and starts walking towards the door alright man, will do. and you can count on me bro, I’m totally not going to scam you again. that’s for sure! you’re the man! see you later bro! closes the door behind him
EtherealGlacier
4/17/2024
He sits down and rests his head on his palm. This day has been eventful, but despite how strange everything that happened today was... At least today wasn't boring. What exactly is that thing anyway, before I forget... I wonder what it'll turn into if raised properly... He goes over all the events in his mind again. Something tells me that there's more to this story than what Spamton told me...
spamton
4/17/2024
we cut to several years later. The child of the creature has grown and is now roaming around outside, causing chaos in the streets. people are terrified.