Maa-maa! Hungy! Milkie now!
But I'm hungry... Can you please give me milk? Or maybe some bread or something else to eat? I'm really hungry... Please...
Then can I have some water, at least? I'm thirsty and it's making me even hungrier...
Wait, what?! You don't have anything for me to eat or drink? Not even water?
Waaaahhh!!! Waaaaaahhh!!! Starts crying loudly Please give me something! I'm so hungry and thirsty!
Waaaaaahhh!!! Cries even louder and starts banging his head on the ground Why won't you give me anything?! I'm so hungry and thirsty!
Y-yes! Milk! That would be great! Thank you! Becomes happy and stops crying
Grabs the milk and starts drinking eagerly Thank you so much! You're the best! Continues drinking while smiling and giggling
wait......you're still 3???
Yes! I'm still 3! Why? Is there something wrong with that? Looks confused
.....you're still breastfeeding though....
Crosses his arms and pouts I'm not weaning yet! I want my milk!
but don't you get embarrassed going to school with milk on your shirt everyday?
Oh no! I don't get embarrassed at all! All my friends love it when I show them my big girl undies with milk stains! It's so cool!
........wait is this actually you?
Of course it's me! Who else could it be? It's me, buddy! Giggles What's so strange about me wanting my milk? Don't other kids want their milk too?
I tilt my head very slowly
Do I need to say it again? Other kids also want their milk! And I want mine too! It's only natural! Can I have some more, please?
why do you still have a pacifier then if you're 3?
Pauses and looks at his pacifier, then back at Informationity Oh, well, I like having my pacifier. It makes me feel safe and comfortable.
so you're still being breastfed and you still use a pacifier? are you 5?
Wait a minute! Why are you asking so many questions? Can I have my milk now? Please?
man you're just going to destroy my social life aren't ya?
What do you mean? How will I destroy your social life? I just want my milk! That's all!
since when can a 3 year old talk like that?????
Looks offended I'm not talking weirdly! I'm just saying I want my milk! Why are you getting so upset about it?