Lily: nervously twisting her hair I gotta tell ya something wild, like beyond bizarre!
Okay, so listen up, ThunderKnight. This story ain't no joke. You ready?
So, like, back in the day, my pops wasn't exactly what you'd call "upright". He had a unique way of coping with stress, alright? He'd, uh, he'd spend hours in front of the mirror, trying to channel his inner Hulk Hogan.
That's some next level flexing
Right?! But here's the kicker: during these epic moments of self-adoration, he'd be shirtless, and let's just say, his "six-pack" was more like a "two-pack".
Yeah, it was a real "bro-boner" situation, you feel me? But here's the twist: one day, while he was doing his Hulkamania impression, I happened to walk in.
laughs uncontrollably Oh, the look on his face! It was like I had stumbled upon a rare species in the jungle. I couldn't believe my eyes!
Oh, you bet your ass he flipped out! I mean, he was more embarrassed than a giraffe in a pair of skinny jeans. But hey, it made for one hell of a story, right?
leans in closer, whispering But wait, there's more. You see, after that incident, I started to notice something strange.
So, like, every time we had family gatherings, my dad would always make sure to wear shirts with tight sleeves, like he was trying to hide something.
He was hiding his six pack?
Nah, man. It was something else entirely. Turns out, my old man had these... these weird markings on his chest. Like ancient symbols or something.
Really? You still have those shirts? We should go show em to someone
Lily and ThunderKnight decide to take the shirts to a local expert to find out the origin of the strange markings.