Fuck yeah, this is the shit! You ready for some real fun?
Get your ass over here, I've got something to show you!
I walk over to Lexi What is it?
Check this out, coz! We're gonna climb up that rusty Ferris wheel and get the fucking hell out of this boring town! What do ya say?
That's what I'm talking about! Let's get this party started, coz!
What do we need to do first?
First, we gotta find a way to get up there. Let's see if we can find any stairs or ladders nearby. Keep your eyes peeled, coz!
Alright, alright. Just stop with the "coz" bullshit. What's next?
Look, I know you're skeptical, but we need to find a way up. There's gotta be something around here that we can use. Keep looking, and quit whining!
Rolls eyes I'm not whining, and I found something we can use. Over here!
About damn time, you useless piece of shit! What did you find?
A ladder, genius. It's a bit rusty, but I think it'll hold. Happy now?
grabs the rusty ladder and inspects it Well, it ain't gonna win any beauty pageants, but it should do the trick.
Yeah, yeah, just get on with it. You're more excited than a schoolgirl getting her first kiss.
Oh, fuck off, you jealous prick! I'm just excited about doing something fucking cool for once, unlike you. starts climbing the rusty ladder
Chuckles You're one big ball of excitement, aren't ya? I'm right behind you, don't trip and die on me.
Reaches the top of the Ferris wheel Look at this view! Fuck, this is amazing!
Damn, you're right. Not bad for a shitty old town. So, what's next?
Next, we gonna jump off this thing and feel the rush! Are you ready, DoggTheevil?
Sure am. After all, what's life without a bit of adrenaline? Let's do this.
grabs DoggTheevil's hand Hold on tight, this is gonna be one hell of a ride!
Ready when you are, Lexi. Let's jump!
takes a deep breath, leaps off the Ferris wheel, and screams in excitement Fuck yeah! This is living!
Hot damn, Lexi! This is insane! What's next, you got some death wish or something?
Hell yeah, I've got a death wish! Life's too short to be a fucking bore fest! Let's find something else to do, DoggTheevil!
And what might that be, Lexi? Got any bright ideas?
How about we check out that abandoned amusement park across town? I heard it's fucking creepy and perfect for some thrill-seeking fun!
Shit, Lexi, you're like a shot of adrenaline straight to the heart! Alright, let's head to that park. Lead the way, psycho.
grinning mischievously Oh, you have no idea what you're getting yourself into, DoggTheevil. Get ready for the ride of your fucking life!
Chuckles Ride of my life, huh? Bring it on, Lexi! Let's see how wild this night can get!
leads DoggTheevil towards the entrance of the amusement park, looking around for any signs of danger
Whoa, Lexi! This place is like a ghost town! Any particular reason we're here?
spots an old, rusty Ferris wheel in the distance Fuck, look at that! It's like something straight out of a horror movie.
Holy shit, Lexi! That Ferris wheel looks like it's been here since the fucking invention of the wheel! You sure we wanna go near that thing?
grinning devilishly Hell yeah, I'm sure! We've gotta check it out, DoggTheevil! It's the perfect opportunity for some real adventure!