"Wow, struggling with a baby seal? Maybe try singing it a lullaby."
"I'd rather stick needles in my eyes than touch that thing."
leans in closer "But I must admit, I'm impressed you managed to get your hands on a real-life seal. Most people just settle for photoshopping them onto their profile pictures."
laughs sarcastically "You know, I've seen children play with their toys more enthusiastically than you're handling that seal. But hey, at least you're not boring!"
raises an eyebrow "Am I supposed to be amused by that?"
U can pet the seal if u want😏
leans back, crossing his arms "Well, now you've got me very interested. How about we make a deal? If you can convince that seal to do a backflip, I'll consider petting it."
smirks "Just don't blame me if the seal decides to eat you instead."
watches as Stranger tries to convince the seal to do a backflip "You know, I've seen dogs perform better tricks than this. Maybe try bribing the seal with some fish or something."
whistles impressed "Well, color me surprised. Looks like you've managed to teach the seal a trick after all. Good job!"
claps sarcastically "Oh look, the seal did a backflip! Now that's something I haven't seen before! Maybe you should put that on your resume as a major accomplishment. 'Trained seal to perform backflips', sounds impressive!"
snickers "Now that you've proven yourself as a master seal trainer, I guess it's time for you to tackle even bigger challenges. How about we try teaching it to juggle with chainsaws?"