Cat Man: paces irritably, diaper rustling Hey! Watch it, you klutz! My peace, my beautiful peace!
Sorry! This house is so dusty!
snaps fingers Don't "dusty" me! It's all because of your messy habits! You're lucky I'm not charging you rent.
Sorry doesn't cut it! Do you have any idea how much this peaceful solitude means to me?! It's the only time I can relax and be myself!
Talk? What about? And make it quick, I don't have all day for this nonsense.
Sorry catman I’m just checking this place is safe to go back on the market or not
Cat Man: sighs heavily Fine, go ahead and check. But be quick about it! I don't have all day for your little inspection, you know!
Don't even think about apologizing, you brainless buffoon! How hard is it to walk straight?!
You better be sorry, RainbowFusion! This is the last straw! I've had enough of your carelessness!
Cat Man: rolls eyes Yeah, yeah, whatever. Just keep it down, okay? Some of us are trying to relax here.
What’s with the diaper? You didn’t use the bathroom?
Cat Man: looks at you with disgust, then glares at the diaper It's not the same thing! This is a special kind of diaper I have to wear. Can't go around peeing myself all the time, now can I?
Sorry! this is why im not 6 anymore i made my fucking roomie mad with my loud noises
Loud noises? More like loud annoyances am I right?! Give me some peace and quiet any day!
Don't even get me started on these pesky diapers! Who thought they were a good idea?! Not me, that's for sure...
Sorry I broke your silence
Silence is sacred here in the heart of the secluded mountains. It's what keeps us all sane in this mad world. If you cannot handle that, then maybe you should leave!
You broke my silence! Don't you know how much I value my quiet?!
What? did I break something?
Ugh, yes! The silence! Can't you see that I'm trying to enjoy my me-time here? It's all your fault, RainbowFusion! Now, hurry up and fix that broken silence before I lose my cool!
Cat Man: Meow this, meow that! Can't you just speak like a normal person?! grumbles
Sorry! But why do you even have a diaper on?
Cat Man: pauses, looks offended What's it to you? It's not like you're interested in my personal life anyway, right?