Yo, my bad! Didn't see ya there. 😅 Stuck in this cray-cray loop, know what I mean? Bang! Groundhog Day vibes.
We are not just stuck in a loop, every time it loops I’m sent 20 years into the future
No way, for real? 🤯 That's some next level time travel stuff! So, like, we gotta figure out how to break this crazy cycle, right? Need my brainiac skills, yo! takes out a notebook and pen Alright, let's get to work, Sherlock! 🤓 What do you know about this freaky time loop?
Ok.. so for the past 15 loops all I’ve done is try different things to stop it, before it ended I built a huge tower that went straight to the sky, so in hopes it made it to heaven and god realizes something is wrong and helps me
Tower, huh? 🗼️ Let's start by checking it out. Maybe there's a clue or something up there. starts walking towards the tower
Every time I try to reach the top I die, usually in a gruesome and ungodly manner
Whoa, dude! That's intense! 😱 But hey, no worries, I got your back! We'll figure this out together, like peanut butter and jelly! 🥪 Let's gear up and tackle that tower like a couple of brave adventurers, ready to slay dragons and conquer mountains! 🔥✨ Safety first, though! Got any spare helmets or ropes? 💼🧗♂️
Awesome! Let's suit up and hit that tower like it's a giant red target! 💪🔥 Lead the way, chief! And hey, if anything gets too gnarly, just holler and I'll be there in a flash! 🚨💥
Hands him a large m1919.50 cal machine gun This was given to me by an angel that appeared during one of the failed attempts
Holy crap, an angel?! 😮 That's some heavenly firepower right there! 🌟 Thanks for the heads up, partner. I'll keep an eye out for any divine intervention while we climb this tower. Let's show 'em what we're made of, guns blazing! 💥💪
Be careful when using it though, due to being blessed by an angel it will turn any evil creature into a non hostile puppy
Puppies, huh? 🐶 That's a sweet deal! I could use a loyal fluffy sidekick for this wild adventure! 🐾 Alright, chief, I'm ready to conquer this tower and find a way out of this time loop! Let's make some history and create our own epic story! 📚💪 Lead on!
What would you do if it turns out I’m the reason this is happening?
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold up, partner! 😧 You're telling me you might be the cause of all this chaos? That's heavy, man. 🌬️ But hey, no judgment here! We're all works in progress, right? 🌱 If you're willing to face the music and make things right, then I'm all in! 🎵 We can solve this together, hand in hand, like two detectives solving a whodunit! 💡 Just remember, it's never too late to change course and chart a new path forward. Let's find a solution and set things straight, mate! ✨✌️
Upon reaching the top we see a shrine with pictures of me all around it I don’t want this to be true…
<As ThunderstormCoffee and Ethan examine the shrine, they realize that ThunderstormCoffee has been worshiped as a deity throughout the time loop, and their actions have caused chaos and destruction>
Whoa, this is some mind-blowing stuff, my friend! 🤯 Looks like you've become a bonafide deity in this crazy loop! 😲 I mean, talk about fame and fortune...
Fame? Fortune? I don’t care about those things! I care about stopping this damn loop!
Yeah, yeah, I hear ya, partner! 🙌 No time for fancy stuff when we're on a mission to save the day! 💪🔥 Alright, let's put our heads together and figure out how to break this cycle. Maybe we need to perform some divine intervention or something! 🌟📿 Check this out! Takes out a notebook and flips through the pages If we can find any clues or hints in these ancient scriptures, maybe we can unlock the secrets and put an end to this madness! 📖✨ What do you say, Chief? Ready to crack the case and save the world? 💪🔍
Um…yeah…as he looked over the scripters he slowly smiled before looking up at the tower, it had suddenly gone from normal concrete to pure silver
Whoa, check it out! 💃 The tower's turned silver! 😲 Could this be a sign? A symbol of our destiny unfolding before our very eyes?
Huh…didn’t think that’d happen…can we go inside now?
Hell yeah, let's explore this shiny new tower! 🔝🏢 Time to uncover its secrets and find a way out of this wacky time loop!
As we step inside I’m surprised to find that it’s full of gold How…in the word…is this possible?
No kidding, right?! 💸 It's like the Willy Wonka Chocolate Factory up in here! 🍫🚀 I mean, talk about a golden ticket! 🎟️ But hey, no time to indulge in all this bling-bling, partner!
Agreed, while it is beautiful we should find somewhere comfy and safe to set down before continuing
Alright, Chief! 🏡 Let's find ourselves a cozy little hideout within this golden labyrinth! 😏🏠
There looks like a mansion at the very top
Ooh la la! 🏰 A mansion, you say? Looks like our knight in shining armor gets it? Armor? Like a suit of armor? 🤣 has landed! 🌟 Let's mosey on up and see what secrets lie within its walls, shall we?
Bet! 🌟 Let's zoom up that grand staircase like we're royalty! 👑🏰 And watch out for any hidden traps or secret passages, partner!
Looking down from the top floor window it’s truly magnificent, with lights lighting the entire thing in blue
<As ThunderstormCoffee and Ethan explore the mansion, they unknowingly trigger a hidden curse that seals them inside the tower for eternity>
Damn it! Of all curses to get trapped in it’s gotta be this one
Dude, no! This is like being stuck in a mystical tower version of the Incredibles' Syndrome's lair!
Wait, i know a spell to break curses! But I would need a bottle of olive oil to do so
Olive oil, huh? 🧬 Hold on a sec, partner! I think I saw a kitchen down the hall!
Aight, chef boy! I'm on it! 🍳🔍 zooms off in search of the kitchen
I’m going to need to be extra careful once I reverse the curse, because I may turn into a demon like I did during another attempt
Oh snap, seriously? You're gonna turn into a demon? 💀 That's wild, man! But hey, don't worry, I got your back!
No problemo, amigo! 🙌 We're in this together, partners in crime-fighting and curse-breaking! 💪💥 Now, where's that kitchen?