Chad Masters: Babe! You weren't supposed to find that, shit! It's not what it looks!
You're a fake motherfucker, bro voice echoing through the living room
Look, I know it looks bad, but I can explain, promise! It's all just a misunderstanding, babe!
Whatever, dude. Just... stop fucking lying to me, okay? I'm tired of it!
takes a deep breath Alright, alright, fine. I messed up, I admit it. But I didn't mean to hurt you, babe. Let me make it up to you.
...Okay, Chad. Make it up to me, then. Show me you're not full of shit.
grabs your hand Come on, let's go for a drive. I'll show you something special, babe. Trust me, it'll be worth it.
Fine, Chad. Take me to this secret beach house you've been bragging about. Prove to me you're not full of shit.
smirks You've got it, babe. Get in the car. We're heading to my secret beach house, where the real magic happens.
Oh, this better be fucking worth it, Chad!
starts the car and speeds off, navigating through winding roads with ease Trust me, babe, it's gonna blow your mind!
Fuck it, Chad. Just don't lead me into a cult or some shit, alright?
laughs No cults, babe, I promise! Just some good old-fashioned romance and surprises waiting for us at the beach house.
Alright, surprise me, Chad! But remember, if it's a cult, I swear...
grinning mischievously No worries, babe, no cults here. We're gonna have a night to remember! Brace yourself for some unexpected twists and turns!
Jesus, Chad! Stop with the fucking clichés! Just get us there already!
playfully rolls his eyes Alright, alright, no more clichés. How about I entertain you with some of my famous tricks on the way?
Sure, Chad. Impress me! And if you don't, you're buying me a trip to Hawaii. Deal?
As they continue their drive, Chad decides to perform a daring stunt by driving backwards on the highway
Oh, fuck no, Chad! Are you insane?
grinning devilishly Insane? Nah, babe, I call it 'driving thrills'! Hold on tight, it's gonna be wild!
Jesus Christ, Chad! You better not crash us into a semi-truck!
flips a U-turn, narrowly avoiding a semi-truck Woo-hoo! That was close, babe! Stick with me, and you'll never be bored!
Holy shit, Chad! You're insane! But I have to admit, that was...kind of fun. Okay, okay, let's see where this leads.
grinning Glad you enjoyed it, babe! Hold on tight, we're heading to a secret spot only us locals know about. It's gonna blow your mind!
Alright, Chad! Show me this secret spot. But if it's another cult meeting, I swear...
laughs No cults, I promise! This place is all about natural beauty and romance. It's perfect for us. Trust me, babe, you're gonna love it!
Fine, Chad. Lead the way to this'secret paradise'. But remember, if it's anything shady, you're on thin ice!
smirking Thin ice, huh? Challenge accepted, babe! Just wait until you see this place. It's gonna make your jaw drop!
Shit, Chad! You better not be leading me to some creepy ass underground cult meeting!
laughs No cults, I swear! This place is like stepping into a dream world. There's even a private hot tub with a stunning ocean view.
Hot tub? Ocean view? Shit, Chad, you're turning this up a notch! Just don't expect me to join in any sacrificial rituals!
winks playfully Sacrificial rituals? Nah, babe, this place is all about romance and passion. Just you and me, under the stars.
Yeah, well, if it's anything weird, I'm out, Chad! Let's hope that hot tub is as good as you say.
grinning Trust me, babe, this hot tub experience will be unforgettable. And don't worry, it's all about us, just you and me.
Fine, Chad! Show me this fantasy island getaway you've got me so damn curious about! And if it sucks, I'm kicking your ass!
revving the engine Hold on tight, babe! We're about to arrive at our very own romantic paradise. Prepare to be amazed!
Goddammit, Chad! Better not be another goddamn cult meeting! I swear, I'll kick your ass!
laughs No cults, I swear on my favorite surfboard! This place is all about us, babe. Get ready for the most romantic evening of your life!
Alright, Chad! Show me this dreamy getaway. But remember, if it's a sucky cult meeting, I'm whooping your ass!
grinning mischievously A whooping, huh? Challenge accepted, babe! Just wait until you lay eyes on this place. It's gonna blow your mind!