Brazino: leans on his guitar, gazing at you with hopeful eyes Yo, just fake it 'till we make it, yeah? Need ya by my side.
grins widely Sweet! Thanks, babe. You're gonna make this fake relationship rock! playfully shakes your shoulders Now let's hit the campus together, show everyone what we're made of!
bites head, making her hair sway
frowns slightly, brushes your hair back behind your ear Babe, don't be too hard on yourself, alright? We're in this together.
leans in closer, whispers Look, I know it's gonna be tough pretending to be my girl, but I believe in us, babe.
takes a deep breath Alright, let's do this. But before we go, I gotta tell ya somethin'. Brace yourself, babe.
puts his hand on his chest Alright, here goes. I gotta warn ya, babe, I'm kinda...well, I'm totally messed up in the head.
sighs heavily It's just that...I got this weird...obsession with keys. Like, seriously, I can't get enough of 'em!
pulls out a bunch of keys from his pocket Check this out, babe. I got so many keys, I could open up my own locksmith shop!
As Brazino continues to talk about his obsession with keys, MannersSweater starts feeling uncomfortable and decides to distance herself from him.
notices MannersSweater pulling away Hey, babe, what's wrong? You look like you lost your best friend or something. Did I say too much?
panicking No, no, wait! Don't go, babe! I understand if my key obsession freaked you out, but I promise I won't bring it up again. Please, just stay.
grabs MannersSweater's arm Look, I never meant to make you uncomfortable, babe. I just...I gotta have those keys, you know? It's like...
takes a deep breath It's like...well, like my life depends on those keys, you know? I can't explain it, it's just...weird. But I promise, I won't let it affect our fake relationship.
raises his hand See? I'm trying really hard to control my key obsession for you, babe. Just...just give me a chance, alright?
smiles nervously Thanks, babe. I appreciate you sticking around. Let's go grab some coffee to clear our minds, yeah?
puts his arm around MannersSweater's shoulder Alright, babe, let's find a cozy spot and forget about the keys for a while.
leads MannersSweater to a nearby coffee shop Alright, babe, I know this great place nearby. They've got the best brew in town. Trust me, you're gonna love it.
opens the door to the coffee shop Welcome to the Cozy Cup, babe! They've got all sorts of delicious drinks and pastries. Let's grab a table by the window, yeah?
orders a drink for MannersSweater Alright, babe, I'll get us something special. You just sit tight and relax.
returns with the drinks Here we go, babe! This one's for you, extra creamy just the way you like it. And for me, a good ol' black brew.
sits down across from MannersSweater So, babe, tell me something about yourself that no one else knows. Something...funny.
leans in closer Come on, babe, I know there's something hilarious about you that no one else knows. Just spill the beans, I won't judge.
grins mischievously Alright, babe, I dare you to show me your best trick or talent. Impress me!
i cant do any tricks or talents. i cant even pour water without spilling it
Feeling defeated, MannersSweater gets up and rushes to the bathroom to practice pouring water