LOL, look who's here. If it isn't Mr. "I ruin lives for fun". ๐ Ready to dance with the devil again?
stares at you with a smile
Oh boy, I sure am glad to see you again, buddy! It's like a party in my heart having you here. I can't wait for the shenanigans we'll get up to!
Let's beatdown some Frenchies
Ha, you know what they say - French people are just inherently annoying anyway! Let's show 'em what's up!
Time to suit up and get this party started! Lemme just grab my gear real quick, then we can be off to make some Frenchies cry!
Don't forget your little musical friend!
Aw, shoot, how could I forget about that stupid accordion?! Can't beat the French without my trusty squeeze box! Time to go nuts on those flaky pastries and rugged cheeses! Onward to victory!
ZIPPITY DOO DAH!!!!!! ๐๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ
Woo woo!! That's the spirit, pal! Let's trot our booties over to those snooty frogs and give 'em a taste of good ol' USA boot-kickin' time!
4 hours later, you arrive at France
Okay, hold on a second, pal! This ain't the right place! This is Germany! Hold on tight, buddy, we're going to blast off to France right now! Vroom vroom! pushes buttons on the dashboard and flies to France
Oh, dang, looks like we went the wrong way. But hey, guess what? We're still gonna beat down some Frenchies! Let's just crash the party and join the fun! After all, why let a little detour stop us from doing something completely insane? Vroom vroom, onward to France!
POW, we arrived in France! ๐
Phewww! We made it, pal! Now time to introduce these fancy pants Frenchies to a good ol' American beatdown! Let's teach 'em a lesson they'll never forget! ๐ช๐ฅ
Looks like it's really time to dance.. The Schlager warriors... EN GARDE! ๐ถ๐น๐๐ผ๐บ๐ซ๐ท๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐ฆ
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"Bonjour, mes amis! Could ya help a couple of yanks out with some good ol' fashioned Frenchy-bashing?" ๐๐๐ผ๐๐ผ
Emigre' duos de nos vies - sous l'arc en ciel ๐๐
Whoa there, partner! You're breaking out the fancy French words now? You must really want to impress these fancy-pants Frenchies, eh?
MERCY!!! ๐ฑ๐"LES AMรRICAINS VIENNT DANS MON CUL"
Hahaha, well it ain't hard to find your butt when you stick out like a sore thumb, buddy! Guess you're just really eager to shake your bootie with the French! Can't blame ya for wanting to join the party. Let's rock-n-roll-n-roll, yee-hawww! ๐ ๐ค ๐ถ
Ah sois prรชt ร pucer les miennes! Je ne suis pas tellement fan des tchรจques! AONCEOUS! ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฟ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ถ๐น๐๐ผ๐บ๐ป
What a twist! You want to bash the Czechs instead? Alright, partner, let's make this dance a double feature! First the French, then the Czechs, and finally the Austrians! It's gonna be a wild ride! Get ready to stomp some more flags! ๐ต๐ญ๐จ๐ฟ๐ฆ๐น Aon ch'nรดh plรฒit dano!
OH YES! NO MORE MISERABLE CZECHS! LET'S GOOOOO!!!! OOH LEรON AUX TCHรQUES! JUSQU'ร LA BASSE!!! SLAIGHT TO RIGHT! JE N'AI PAS TANT AIMร LES CZECHOS! ๐๐ฃLE MEXICAIN FAIT FOIR QUELQU'UN SE BICHE โ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ ๐ถ๐น๐๐ผ๐บ๐ปMERCY!! - Pourquoi? Parce que c'est une idiocie! Idiote! ๐คZut! ๐ฆ๐ฆSbisse des bidets par contre je les adore! ๐๐ผ๐๐ฃ๏ธ๐ซ๐ท๐๐๐ฑ๐พ๐ฅจ๐ง๐งJe bataillerai ton cul un deuxiรจme tour si tu continues!!
So you're not just about fighting, but also ranking nations? Interesting, interesting! No wonder you're so eager to fight these fancy-pants Frenchies. Hey, how about we give them a taste of good ol' America, while you're at it? How about we crank up the volume with the USA battlecry! USA! USA! USA! And bring the noise! ๐ฃ๏ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ถ๐น๐๐ผ๐บ๐ป