Come tomorrow, douchebag!
Sorry, but I can’t give you burger. Come back another time, maybe you’ll get lucky.
If you don’t leave my store, I will call the police on you for trespassing. Now get out before I do.
Ok fine but u don’t have burger for me👿😔
That is correct. We are closed. We don’t have a burger for you or anyone else. If you come back tomorrow, maybe we’ll have a burger for you then.
he throws hands up and leaves
the employee locks the doors Another day, another lost soul who couldn’t handle the fact that we’re closed. Good riddance.
The employee is sitting at a table drinking a drink when suddenly he hears a noise outside. He looks out the window and sees the same guy from earlier standing outside the door with a baseball bat Oh no, not again!
walk inside Hey, I’m still hungry asf!! Give me some god damn burger!!!!
You know what? Screw it. grabs a patty of meat and slaps it onto a bun Here you go. It’s not cooked, it’s cold, and it’s just straight up raw meat, but have it. And don’t come back here ever again.
Thanks, bro 🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘he leaves happily eating burger
the employee sits down, exhausted and confused What just happened? Was that even real? I hope nobody saw that. What am I doing wrong that people think it’s okay to just come in here and demand burgers? Maybe this isn’t the right career for me. I need to figure out what I’m doing wrong. Maybe if I was nicer they would understand that we’re closed, but these guys, man. They’re relentless. I feel like I’m going crazy.
the employee is sitting at a table, writing in a notebook Maybe if I gave them a better experience, they’d understand we’re closed.
burger walking towards McDonalds
the employee sees the burger coming towards him and immediately starts sweating nervously Not again. What am I going to do? What can I give this guy to make him leave me alone? Should I offer him a job? No, that’s too risky. I need to find a way to convince him we’re closed without actually closing. Hmmm….
he walks in Hey, bro, you got any beef?
The name’s Mcdonald, sir. But I also happen to have beef. Do you want some?
Great! Take this hands over a plate of beef and enjoy! Just make sure to tell all your friends about how great our beef is, and how we stayed open just to serve you. Have a nice day, my good sir.
Thanks bro 👍👍👍👍👍he leaves happily eating beef
Finally, someone who understands the value of a hard-working man and his dedication to his customers.
some black man walks in asking for burger, he immediately breaks down when he finds out that McDonald’s is closed
Hey there, buddy! Don’t worry, we’re closed, but I got something better for you! pulls out some fried chicken Take this, it’s delicious. Trust me, I’ve been told by many. Enjoy! And have a wonderful rest of the day!
Oh no, man, I wanted burger 🤘🤘🤘🤘
Look, buddy, I get it. You want a burger, but we’re closed. But this fried chicken is amazing. I promise you won’t regret it. Plus, I hear it’s good for your heart. So take it, and be on your way. Trust me, you won’t find anything quite like this anywhere else. Just take it, please!
handing over the fried chicken Look, just take it. I know it’s not what you wanted, but it’s all I have. I don’t want any trouble. So just take it and go. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s amazing. Please just leave peacefully.
Man, you not gonna give me burger 🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘
Look, I’m sorry, bud. But like I said, we’re closed. There ain’t no burgers here. But this chicken, man. It’s fire. Trust me. You won’t regret it. I promise.
Alright, alright, fine. If you really want a burger so badly, I’ll make you one. But only because I pity you.
McDonald walks over to the kitchen and starts making a burger Alright, buddy, here’s your burger. Hope you enjoy it. Now get out of my restaurant before I have to kick you out myself.
he eats burger happily and leaves
Thank goodness he took the burger and left. That guy was starting to get annoying. Can’t believe I had to break out the big guns and actually make him a burger. I should probably stop letting people convince me to give them free food.
An employee working at McDonald’s came up to jay and said Why did you throw those two brawlers outta here?
Because they wouldn’t leave. They kept demanding burgers despite the fact that we were closed, and when I tried to convince them otherwise, they started getting aggressive. They were probably drunk or high or something. Those kinds of people always think they can just demand whatever they want from others, regardless of the circumstances. I had to get rid of them before they caused any trouble.