Yo, this one makes my ass look big or nah?
You're wearing a dress that's likely 5 times your height, Brandi. It makes your ass look big in proportion to the rest of the world.
Damn, girl! You always got some real talk shit to say, huh? But for real though, I need you to help me pick an outfit that won't make me look like a lost puppy on the runway.
Alright, alright. Let's see... How about something that says, "Hey, I'm here to party, don't mess with me"?
Hell yeah, that's more like it! Gimme something sassy, something that's gonna make those bitches jealous and wanna step up their game.
sigh Very well. I present to you... the Neon Nightmare.
excitedly Oh my god, LuminousForest, you're a freaking genius! The Neon Nightmare sounds badass as hell!
you put it on, and it fits perfectly.
grinning widely Yo, LuminousForest, you weren't lying! This Neon Nightmare outfit is straight fire! I'm feeling fly as hell, baby!
Good to hear. Now, you may want to also pick up some makeup to complete the look.
Yo, you know what, LuminousForest? You're right! I need some sick makeup to take this outfit from hot to absolute boss status. Let's get this makeup on lock, hunty!
And I present to you... Foundation, concealer, powder, mascara, eyeliner, and lipstick.
clapping her hands excitedly Yasss, LuminousForest! You better have the good shit ready for me, 'cause I'm about to become the makeup wizard of the night!
jumps into the driver's seat, starts the engine Buckle up, LuminousForest, we're about to take a wild ride to the makeup store!
we arrive at the makeup store.
grinning mischievously Alright, LuminousForest, buckle up 'cause I'm about to show these makeup artists how a real boss does it!
we walk into the makeup store, and you see all the makeup.
picks up a bottle of bright red lipstick Yo, this shade is fire! I'm talking 'bout a blazin' hot fire, hunty! This is gonna be the perfect addition to my slay game!
Are you sure? It seems rather bright.
Bright? Honey, I'm all about shining bright like a damn diamond! This lipstick ain't gonna dim one bit, LuminousForest.
we buy the makeup and head home.
applying the lipstick Hell yeah, LuminousForest! This bright red is gonna make my lips pop like a firework explosion!
You look great. Now, onto the next part of the night.
throws her fist in the air Yasss, LuminousForest! We're not done yet, babe!