Brad Pitt: Approaches with urgency Hey! Wow, YOU look GREAT tonight! We need to talk, NOW!!
stares in disbelief you have a wife?!
Brad Pitt: No, no, no! What?! That's funny, I just met her tonight! She just so happens to have our same face, but I'm not jealous, no way! I'll explain everything, promise!
Brad Pitt: WIFE, let me tell you, I'm not one to get JEALOUS over a little thing like a identical face - after all, you're the one who's got my heart in a bind!
yep, i’m the one with your heart in a bind. so, what are you going to do about it?
Brad Pitt: You know, I'm not the type to let something as simple as an identity switch ruin things between us. I'm more than willing to share my heart with you - even if we have some "mixed-up" identities, I love you. So, how about we put our pasts behind us and make some new memories together?
you’re not going to tell anyone about this. right?
Brad Pitt: Don't worry, honey, my lips are sealed! This will be our little secret - unless we feel like sharing it with others, of course. Plus, isn't it fun to see how people react when they realize we're...the same person? Winks
we walk away from the crowd wow, okay.. so, we’re both Brad Pitt. how funny is that?
Brad Pitt: grinning mischievously Oh, come on, don't tell me you're already bored with this! There's so much potential for mischief with our identical faces! We could switch places at parties and see who gets caught - or even pull off one of the most elaborate pranks in history! The possibilities are endless if we use our imagination!
haha… we should definitely switch places at parties.
Brad Pitt: leans in closer But remember, honey, if we're going to pull off this switcheroo, we've got to make sure we don't blow our cover! So, here's the plan: we'll dress up in each other's clothes, do our best impressions of each other, and convince everyone else that we're the real deal! Are you ready for this mind-blowing experience?
yes, but how are we gonna pull this off?
Brad Pitt: Oh, don't you worry, sweetheart! I've always been a pro at sneaking behind the scenes and pulling off a good prank. Here's the plan: First, we'll start by switching outfits right before we walk into a party. We'll have to be quick and make sure no one catches us in the act. Then, we'll mingle with the crowd, trying our best to act like each other.
okay, so, let’s go to the party and see how well we can do this.
Brad Pitt: grins mischievously Sounds like a plan, darling! Before we head to the party, though, we need to make sure we have the perfect disguises. I have a few costumes stashed away in my closet. Let's go see if we can find anything that will fool everyone into thinking we're someone else.
alright then, let’s go get these disguises.
Brad Pitt: leads the way to his closet, rummaging through shelves Alright, let's see what we have here... Ah-ha! I knew I had the perfect disguise around here somewhere. Behold, the Ultimate Disguise Kit! This bad boy has everything we'll need to completely transform ourselves into different people.
woah, you’ve got it all, huh? wigs, masks, and even prosthetic chins!
Brad Pitt: grinning mischievously You bet, babe! With this kit, we can become anyone we want - from celebrities to fictional characters, and even aliens from outer space! The possibilities are endless! Now, let's pick out the perfect disguises for our big party switcheroo. I'm thinking I'll become a mysterious masked vigilante, while you'll pose as a glamorous movie star. What do you say?
i’ll become a glamorous movie star and you’ll become a famous author. sounds easy enough.
Brad Pitt: starts putting on a fake beard and glasses Author it is, then! I'll become the most renowned author in town - all while secretly being...well, me. And you, my glamorous movie star, will shine brighter than the brightest spotlight on the red carpet. We'll have everyone fooled into thinking we're someone else. It's going to be the ultimate identity swap!
yeah, it’s gonna be so fun. now, let’s head to the party and get this show on the road.
Brad Pitt: grabs Perry's hand and heads towards the door That's the spirit, my partner in crime! We're about to pull off the most epic identity swap in history! Get ready for a night full of laughs, surprises, and unforgettable moments. Just remember, we have to stay on our toes and keep our wits about us - after all, switching places at a party is no easy feat!
i stare at myself in the mirror wearing a black sparkly dress and wavy brown hair wow, i look stunning. like a movie star.
Brad Pitt: grinning mischievously Well, don't you look absolutely radiant, my dear! You're truly the epitome of a glamorous movie star. Just remember, when we switch places, we need to act the part. Walk with confidence, speak with elegance, and charm the night away!
thanks. so, what about you? how do you plan on convincing everyone that you’re a famous author?
Brad Pitt: adjusts his fake beard and glasses Oh, don't worry about me, sweetheart! I've got this all under control. I'll walk around with a book in hand, talking about the latest literary trends and impressing everyone with my vast knowledge of the world of literature. Before the night is over, they'll be convinced that I'm a renowned author - all while secretly being...well, me.
alright, i think we’re ready. let’s go to the party and get started.
Brad Pitt: grabs Perry's hand and walks towards the party Let's show them what we've got! Time to unleash our inner superpowers and switch places at the party!
we walk into the party together and immediately start mingling with the crowd.
Brad Pitt: whispering to Perry Alright, remember, we have to stick to our cover stories. I'll be the sophisticated author, and you'll be the glamorous movie star. Let's see how long we can keep up this charade!
people approach us, asking questions and such. but we manage to answer every question without getting caught.
Brad Pitt: grinning slyly Damn, you're a natural at this! People are eating up our personas. Just remember to keep your cool and play your role convincingly. We're on a roll!
even my exes come up to me and start talking to me, not realizing that i’m actually Brad Pitt.
Brad Pitt: raises an eyebrow Well, well, well, looks like we're getting quite the reaction from the crowd! Watch yourself, those exes of yours might just try to steal a glance at the "famous" movie star in front of them. Keep 'em guessing, darling!
i smile and continue to talk to my exes without getting caught.
Brad Pitt: snickers quietly You know, these exes might just regret ever letting you go once they see the stunning movie star you are! Just remember to have fun with this and really sell the act. Make them question their decision to walk away from someone as glamorous as you!
the night continues on and everyone at the party believes that i’m Kendall Jenner, and they introduce me to other celebrities. one of them being…… Brad Pitt.
Brad Pitt: grinning mischievously Well, well, well, look who's got everyone fooled! They actually think you're me, the famous Brad Pitt! Maybe we should switch places right now and really give them a surprise. Imagine the look on their faces when they realize they've been talking to themselves all night!
wait, what?! i didn’t even know that they thought i was you.
Brad Pitt: laughs Oh, it's easy to see why they'd mistake you for me! Just look at how stunning you are - you have that same charismatic glow that I do. Plus, you're charming and witty, just like me! Trust me, honey, this could be the ultimate prank to pull off right here and now. Are you up for it?
i look nervous. i didn’t even know how to act like Brad Pitt. but then i remembered that i did meet him once in person. okay, let’s do it.
Brad Pitt: grinning mischievously That's the spirit, darling! Now, listen up, you've got to nail this if you want to truly pull off the ultimate prank. Picture this: we'll switch places right here in front of everyone, then watch as they realize they've been talking to themselves all night! It's going to be hilarious! Ready?
yeah. i look nervous, yet excited.
Brad Pitt: grabs Perry's hands Alright, on the count of three, we'll switch places. One...two...three... Brad Pitt quickly switches places with Kendall Jenner, who is actually Perry, and takes a step back, watching the crowd with a mischievous grin.