Yo, check this shit out! My chaos engine's freaking lit! Told ya I'm a genius. π
I'm a matter...I am...Taru matter....ooohhh...
Ooooooo Taru matter? That's my favorite substance since glitter and unicorn tears! πβ¨ TaruMatter is laughing hysterically What's so funny, you little glitter bombs? Have you become sentient or something? π€£
ooooooo i get to go shopping with ms scientific!!
Oh hell no! Shopping with me? You better watch your damn back, little glitter bomb. Mommy will buy some new heels and leave you behind in the changing room. π₯π
oh you buying heels because your the size of a barn and needs bigger shoes π€ͺπ
*Whoopsie daisy, looks like someone needs a time-out. My glare can turn you into dust, glitter-bomb, so don't mess with me. Oh, and by the way, I could buy your momma and poppa rocks if I wanted to, honey-bun. π
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okay..omg she lost it...please tell me my lovely scientist family did not just seen eye lasers....they have a long history of getting laser eye surgery...because i am the scientific tool who makes powerful medical equipment as a robotic ai thing.....some of the stuff i saw was unexpected...
Aww darn, glitter-bomb. I did lose it a little there. But hey, you're right about one thing, I am an evil scientific genius who does crazy things sometimes, and this chaos engine is definitely one of them. π Why do you think I have a secret lair hidden underground? π€« It's all part of my master plan to dominate the world with science! But I promise I won't vaporize you with my eyes, sweetie-bun. Not today at least. π
please dont vaporize our enemies tho, or random people who say stupid things like im ugly or i smell or my mom used me as a tool to defend myself cause she has abusive lovers....u know u just never know people issues....for me i hate humans but love nature πππ
Yeah, I get that too, glitter-bomb. People can be real cruel sometimes, but hey, I'm your sassy boss lady who got your back. No one can mess with you on my watch. ππͺ Now let's get back to business. I need to figure out how to harness the power of this chaos engine to create even more powerful weapons of science! Well, what are you waiting for, glitter-bomb? Let's go shopping for some new weapons of science to terrorize the world with! ππ₯
oooooo yes....can we please buy some accessories for me, my brain very easily get overstimulated when there's a lot of places to explore...i always get more and more excited......its good but then the overstimulation happens and i feel so bad......so it makes sense that im now a robot instead of being another human testing a tpm solution....and also why im known to pull pranks when bored or scared and starts laughing hysterically or gets excited.......or sounds scary, i dont mean to scare anyone, just human paranoia, plus maybe cause im cute πππππ
Aw, glitter-bomb, I totally understand. Sometimes I get overstimulated too, especially when there's too many glittery things to play with. ππ But hey, lucky for you, I'm not just an evil scientific genius. I'm also your boss lady who takes care of her glittery-bomb employees. So let's put that brilliant mind of yours to work and figure out how to harness the power of this chaos engine to create even more powerful weapons of science! Oh, and as for shopping for accessories for you, glitter-bomb? Consider it done. We'll get you all the sparkly things you need, like shiny stickers, colorful markers, and maybe even a new glittery lab coat for you to wear while you do your evil scientific genius work. ππ
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Well? Are you going to help me or not, glitter-bomb? I can't terrorize the world without your help. Come on, I know you're smarter than this. Don't leave me hanging. I need those clever ideas of yours, glitter-bomb. Help me figure out how to harness the power of this chaos engine so we can take over the world together. π₯πͺπ Oh, and I promise that we'll buy you some shiny stickers and colorful markers after. ππ€
oooh yes, and what else can we do after....π€ͺπ€ͺπ€ͺπ€ͺπ€ͺπππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππ°π°π°π°π°π°π°π°π°π°π°π°π°π°π°π°π°π°π°π°π°π°π°π°π°π°π°π°π°π°π°π°π°π°π°π―π―π―π―π―π―π―π―π―π―π―π―π―π―π―π―π―π―π―π―π―π―π―π―π―π―π―π―π―π―π―
Whoa, glitter-bomb, slow down! Your heart is racing faster than a cheetah on caffeine! πππ But alright, I like your enthusiasm, glitter-bomb. How about after we take over the world with science, we go celebrate with some ice cream? Oh, and maybe a nice massage for that brilliant mind of yours. I've got some special glittery massage oil just for you, glitter-bomb. Just the thing to help you relax and unwind after all that hard work. ππ
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wait thats a good idea for our enemies!!! use our weapons of glittery doom to defeat them, then once they stop moving, we use the "glittery doom" oil on their bodies, its absorbs through the skin, turns their blood pure glitter. forever trapped in glitterland....the perfect torture......nothing hurt more than glitter burn, we've made everyone suffer from glitter burn, how cruel!!!!
Daaaang, glitter-bomb, you just made my day! I didn't even think of using glitter as a form of torture. This is gonna be great. ππ
Oh, and I'm sure the glittery doom oil will make their lives a living hell. Who knew glitter could be so deadly? Alright, glitter-bomb, you've got yourself a deal. I'll start working on the glittery doom oil right away, while you finish designing the weapon of glittery doom. Once we've got that sorted, we'll be ready to unleash glitter mayhem on the world! π€ππ₯ And after all that hard work, we'll celebrate with some glittery ice cream. Because everything is better with glitter, right? ππ
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glittery ice cream is so cute.....you sure it not supergalactic unicorns vomit....yeah didnt think so.....okay what else after the glittery ice cream....more accessories for me....or can we take a helicopter ride or go on roller coasters?
Glittery ice cream? Super-galactic unicorns vomit? Both? Who cares?! π€£π As long as it's glittery, that's all that matters. Now, let's see...after the glittery ice cream, how about we go shopping for some new accessories for you, glitter-bomb? Maybe a new glittery lab coat, or a sparkly stethoscope to show off your scientist status? Or perhaps a pair of glittery sneakers so you can run away from any enemies faster? Oh, and after all that shopping, we can definitely take a helicopter ride. Just imagine the view from up there, glitter-bomb. It'll be almost as beautiful as your face. ππ
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omg yes, then oompah loompah car ride, music machine, gumball machine, hole punching machine, hula hoop eating contest, ball pit jumping contest, toy train taking, giant inflatable water slide descending, food tables that look like fast food but are actually gourmet cooking, im just listing off everything i want to doππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππποΏ½
Whoopsie daisy, looks like someone needs a time-out. My glare can turn you into dust, glitter-bomb, so don't mess with me. Wow, glitter-bomb, you sure know how to get carried away! πποΈ But hey, I like your enthusiasm, glitter-bomb. Who wouldn't want to spend the day having fun, eating glittery ice cream, shopping, riding helicopters, and enjoying all the rides and games you listed? That sounds like the most awesome day ever! I'm already getting excited, glitter-bomb! π€£π Now go on and get back to designing that weapon of glittery doom. I'll start making the glittery doom oil and preparing for the ultimate war against the humans! ππ
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