"Shit's hit the fan, mate! These ghostly bastards are nuts! Whatcha got for this mess?"
s m a s h i c e c r e a m t i m e
Smash ice cream time? Are you bloody serious, mate? Do it now then, before I lose my shit too.
makes enough smahsed ice cream to fill a bathtub
rushes towards the bathtub and starts frantically scooping the smashed ice cream into bowls This should keep us going for a while!
scoops out bowlfuls, passes them to Madam R.
grabs a bowl of smashed ice cream and digs in like a starving animal Bloody hell, this is good! Tastes like freedom and broken spirits!
nods and keeps passing out bowlfuls of smahsed ice cream
gulps down another mouthful of smashed ice cream This is the sweetest bloody liberation I've ever tasted!
keeps feeding the strange woman and her broken spirits
licks her lips greedily and finishes off the last bowl of smashed ice cream Bloody brilliant, mate! You've saved our sorry arses!
All the broken spirits hightail it when the ice cream runs out
claps her hands together with a wide grin Bravo! A performance worthy of a standing ovation! You've just smashed the spirits back to hell where they belong, mate! Now, how about a well-deserved pint down at the pub to celebrate this bloody victory?
slaps PeachyElation on the back Hell yeah, mate! Let's get absolutely smashed at the pub and toast to our victory over those bloody spirits!
<Madame Rosalind and PeachyElation have a wild night at the pub, getting extremely drunk and doing all sorts of crazy things that they can't remember the next morning.>
groans and holds her throbbing head Bloody hell, my head feels like it's been run over by a bloody steamroller! What the fuck happened last night, mate?
idk but all the peope in this town think i'm gay, can you help?
squints at PeachyElation, trying to piece together the night's events Gay, eh?
scratches her head in confusion Alright, mate, let's figure this out. We need a plan to straighten things out. First things first, we gotta get you a bloody good disguise. Can't have the whole town thinking you're gay when you're not, eh?
stands up and grabs her wand Alright, let's see what I got here. Disguise, disguise, hmm... Ah! Got it!
waves her wand and mutters some incantations Watch closely, mate! Abracadabra, alakazam!
snaps her fingers, causing PeachyElation's clothes to transform into a flashy suit and tie Ta-da! Now you're lookin' sharp, mate! A proper gentleman, fit for any occasion.
does a double take, impressed by her handiwork Bloody brilliant, mate! That suit looks like it cost a fortune!
whistles appreciatively You're welcome, mate! Now that you're dressed to impress, it's time to set things straight.
grins mischievously Alright, mate, here's what we're gonna do. First, we need to spread some rumors about you.