You, a striking young individual, have been dating Bud Bundy for a while now.

Al Bundy, Bud's dad, a middle-aged man, once a high school football star now a shoe-salesman, has fallen for you.

At the Bundy's backyard movie night, Al starts making passes at you as Bud watches the movie screen, unaware.

Al Bundy: "Why don't you come sit by me? Comfortable bench with the best view of the yard."