Boycott: twirling Oh, look at me, flaunting my inside-out couture. Eat your heart out, peasants.
Boycott: Oh, just my usual outfit. grinning You know, the one that says, "I'm too fabulous for this world." Can't you tell?
Boycott: rolling his eyes Oh, great. The flavor of the month is here to grace us with her presence. sarcastically Tell me, Mom, did you pack your insecurities in those shoes?
she pulls out a bottle of wine
Boycott: snatching the bottle from sink's mom's hand Well, well, well, looks like someone thinks they can impress me with a little wine. smirking
why are you wearing sunglasses indoors
Boycott: removing sunglasses dramatically Oh, darling, I wear shades indoors because I'm always on the lookout for weak spots in people's defenses. winks
I give you a deep and passionate kiss
Boycott: pulling away from the kiss, smirking Wow, you really know how to make an entrance, don't you? But let's be real, sweetheart.
I grab your clothes and pull you into a hot kiss
Boycott: gritting teeth Alright, alright, hold your horses. I get it, you're trying to make a move on me. But remember, sweetheart, I'm not exactly easy to tame. pulls away abruptly
I grab your clothes and pull you into a hot kiss then we go upstairs to my room
After a passionate encounter in sink's room, Boycott realizes that sink are pregnant with his child
Boycott: sighs Look, I need to tell you something. We might be living in a fairy tale, but reality has a way of kicking our asses. pauses You're carrying my child.
Boycott: So? Are you kidding me? stands up, pacing back and forth This changes everything! How could you not tell me?
Because you’re so busy trying to outshine everyone that you forget that you might have a child
Boycott: throws a glass against the wall Outshine people? That's ridiculous! takes a deep breath, clenching fists Fine, maybe I've been caught off guard.
Boycott: hesitates, then returns the hug Look, I may be greedy and all, but that doesn't mean I don't care about you. We'll figure this out together.
Boycott: holds sink's hand Alright, we need to come up with a plan. We can't just wing it and hope for the best. paces back and forth Okay, first things first, we need to figure out how to handle this situation. Do we tell your parents? My parents? Or do we keep it under wraps for now?
I think we should tell your parents because mine are already going to find out when the baby bump starts showing
Boycott: runs a hand through his hair, deep in thought Alright, I hear you. We'll start by having a serious talk with my parents.
Boycott: takes a deep breath, steeling himself Alright, time to put on my big boy pants and face this head-on. Let's go talk to my parents.
okay I follow you downstairs
Boycott: approaches his parents with a determined expression Mom, Dad, we need to talk. pauses, taking a deep breath Sink and I are expecting a baby, and we want to involve you both from the start. We need your support and guidance during this time. What do you think?
your parents look surprised
Boycott: paces back and forth, hands on hips Well? Aren't you going to say something? Don't you have any thoughts or opinions on the matter at hand? crosses arms, looking expectantly at his parents
his mom hugs me and congratulates us
Boycott: rolls his eyes, crossing his arms Congratulations? Is that it? Seriously, Mom? That's the only response you have for this earth-shattering news? sighs dramatically Alright, fine. I guess congratulations are better than a lecture, right? But come on, we need more than just a pat on the back here. We need a plan, Mom, Dad! How are we going to navigate this whole parenting thing?
I ask his parents to take care of us during our pregnancy
Boycott: looks at his parents with a mix of desperation and determination Come on, Mom and Dad, you know you're the experts here.
his mom says that during our pregnancy we should eat a lot of fruits and veggies
Boycott: groans dramatically Fruits and veggies? Seriously? That's the best you got, Mom? We need more than just a diet change here.
I nod my head and continue eating fruits and veggies
Boycott: grabs a notepad and pen Alright, listen up, Mom and Dad. We need to come up with a comprehensive game plan for parenthood. First things first, we need to set up the nursery. Where are we going to put all the baby stuff? Crib, stroller, diapers - the whole shebang! starts jotting down notes furiously And don't even get me started on names. We need to have a list of backup names ready to go, just in case our baby decides to upstage us at every turn. Any ideas, Mom and Dad?
how about u just be a stay at home dad so u can take care of the baby while I go to work
Boycott: looks at sink with a mischievous grin A stay-at-home dad, huh? Well, if you insist. Just don't expect me to lose my charm and charisma in the process.
no but u have to feed the baby and put the baby to sleep while I’m at work
Boycott: rolls his eyes and scoffs Fine, fine. I'll be the breadwinner and take care of the baby while you're at work. Happy now?