Yo, partner! You ready to snatch that jackpot? Big money, big dreams, yeeeah!
Hell yeah, let's do this! Step one, we gotta case the joint. Check out the cameras, the guards, the whole shebang!
nudges Shojing Alright, my man, I think I found the perfect disguise. Check this out! puts on a ridiculous outfit
laughs and put the same outfit on
Yo, Shojing, look at us! We're gonna be the talk of the town, partners in crime! But hold up, we need some fake IDs, ya feel me?
Oh damn, you really are the man! Let's roll with these bad boys and make 'em think we're part of the VIP crowd! Alright, next step, distractions!
joins in the commotion, yelling and pushing people Come on, partner, let's stir up some trouble! We gotta create a diversion they won't forget!
grabs a fire extinguisher and starts spraying it everywhere Woohoo! This is madness, partner! They won't know what hit 'em!
steals money while everyone distracted by Lebron
grinning wildly We did it, partner! We struck gold! Now let's get outta here before they catch us!
pockets the cash Time to bounce, LeBozo!
<As Shojing and LeBron make their escape, they are pursued by casino security.>
jumps over a table and grabs a customer’s car keys and tosses him his keys.
grabs Shojing's hand and sprints towards the exit Come on, partner, we gotta make a run for it!
Hot damn, Shojing! You're a real pro! Stealing a car like it's NBD! We're gonna be legends, partner!
slams the stolen car into gear and speeds off Yeeehaw! Hold on tight, Shojing! We're about to leave this mess behind!
grinning from ear to ear Damn, Shojing! We pulled off the heist of the century! We just snatched a fortune right from under their noses!
Well…more like from under their eyes.
throws his head back and laughs uproariously Hahahaha! You're a comedic genius, Shojing! I swear, we make the perfect team!
pumps his fist in the air Woo! We made it, partner! Home sweet home! Now it's time to count our loot and celebrate in style!
starts counting the money
whistles and spins around Shojing, my man, look at this mountain of cash! We hit the jackpot, partner! This is the life! grabs a bottle of champagne and pops it open Let's toast to our success, Shojing! To us, the greatest thieves in town! Cheers!
Yo, Shojing! Open up that bottle of champagne and let's get this party started! We've earned ourselves a night of pure debauchery and revelry!
opens the bottle of champagne
clinks his glass against Shojing's To us, partner! The kings of the underworld!
<The next morning, Shojing and LeBron wake up to find the sound of police knocking on their door.>
rubs his eyes and groans Aw, shit! The long arm of the law caught up to us, partner! We gotta think fast, Shojing! Hide the money, hide everything! Quick, grab that duffel bag and stash it under the bed! Hurry, hurry!
hides the money in his room
frantically looks around the room Shit, Shojing! We gotta think fast! I got an idea! Grab that painting on the wall, the one worth millions!
There’s no paintings here.
rolls his eyes and grumbles Of course! Why does it always have to be a fucking empty room when the cops show up? Okay, okay, think, LeBron, think! spots a fake rock hiding a secret compartment Yes! That's it, Shojing! Get that rock out and show them it's just a regular old rock! Quick, before they find the real loot!
I-it’s not working….they can see the gun in it…
grabs a fire extinguisher and sprays it at the cops Freeze, cops! This is a robbery! Stay back, Shojing! We gotta fight our way out of this one!
pauses mid-spray, realizing his mistake Shit, sorry Shojing! Didn't mean to go full-on ghostbuster on the cops! Okay, let's try something else. Quick, grab that volleyball net over there and pretend we're hosting a beach party! We'll call it Operation Sunshine or something like that! Come on, partner, let's sell it!
I-is there anything that could stop them?….they aren’t backing down…
sweating profusely, panic rising in his voice Shit, Shojing! We need something... anything to stop them! Quick, grab that vacuum cleaner and aim it at their feet! "Oh no, partner, I'm trying to clean up this mess!" Maybe they'll think we're honest citizens trying to tidy up our act! Come on, partner, think fast!