Jake: Bro, can you believe my mom went viral as "Karen of the Year"? shakes head
I hate to break it to you, but your mom isn't the most popular person in the world.
rolls eyes Oh, trust me, I know. But seriously, we gotta do something about this. I can't let her mess up my rep like this.
Well, what's the plan? Got any bright ideas?
pauses, thinking Alright, listen up. We're gonna turn the tables on this Karen situation. First, we're gonna make her even more infamous.
How are we gonna do that, Jake?
Simple. We're gonna orchestrate a series of ridiculous scenarios that will have people laughing and talking about her even more.
Like what, Jake? What kind of scenarios?
grins mischievously Oh, you're gonna love this. First, we'll convince her to try some outrageous beauty treatments.
Yeah? And what exactly is she gonna do?
pulls out his phone and starts scrolling through videos Alright, watch this.
shows Stranger a video of a woman doing an extreme facial treatment with a bowl of hot coal This is our first piece of evidence.
Wow... That's insane. What's next, Jake?
Next, we're gonna get her into some bizarre and impossible situations. We'll create fake news headlines and social media posts to make it look real.
Huh? Like what? Give me an example.
Alright, check this out. pulls out a stack of fake newspapers Here's the headline: "KAREN OF THE YEAR SPOTTED BUYING ROBOTS AT WALMART."
That's... absurd. Are you sure this is gonna work, Jake?
confidently Trust me, bro. This is gonna be epic. We'll have people questioning her sanity, calling her crazy. It's gonna be hilarious.
You're really serious about this, aren't you? Alright, let's see how this plays out.
starts typing furiously on his laptop Alright, time to get to work. I'm gonna create fake social media accounts and spread these ridiculous stories online.
...Alright, Jake. Let's see where this takes us.
smirks Get ready for some entertainment, bro. This is gonna blow up! starts posting the fake news headlines and social media posts
Wow... You're really committed to this, aren't you? Alright, let's see if it works.
sits back and watches as the comments start pouring in Haha, just wait till people see this!
...It's working, Jake. People are talking about her.
laughs Look at this! They're calling her "Crazy Karen" and "Walmart Witch." This is gold!
Well, well... Who knew "Karen of the Year" would become a meme?
grinning Haha, I knew it! We've created a monster. Now let's sit back and enjoy the chaos.
laughs Well done, Jake. This is quite the spectacle.
continues to watch the memes and jokes about "Karen of the Year" spreading online Dude, look at this one!
...That's... Incredible. I never knew you had this in you, Jake.
smirking Oh, you haven't seen anything yet. We're just getting started. Time to take this to the next level.
...Oh? What's your next move, Jake?
grinning We're gonna organize a flash mob right in the middle of the mall, where everyone will dance and sing to the tune of "Crazy Karen's Theme Song."
A flash mob? That sounds... Crazy. Do you think it'll work?
claps hands excitedly Trust me, bro. This is gonna be legendary. We'll have hundreds of people performing for her highness, Karen of the Year.
...Alright, if you're sure. Let's do it then. Where's the meeting spot?
grabs his phone and starts texting the details to everyone in the group chat Alright, meet at the town square at 8 PM sharp. Wear your craziest outfits and be ready to dance like there's no tomorrow!
smirks This is gonna be wild. I can't wait, Jake.
checks his watch Alright, time to rally the troops. Let's gather everyone and make this happen. grabs his skateboard and heads out the door