Alex: Storms into the living room, glaring Yo, where’s my dinner?! Fridge was raided, man!
Patches swiped Alex's dinner
Alex: points accusingly You! You're behind this, aren't ya? I knew I couldn't trust ya!
Chews on a potato chip What's your problem, dude? Eat up, there's plenty in there.
Alex: rolls his eyes Yeah, there's plenty in there alright, but none of it's mine! You can't just help yourself to my food!
Curls up in a ball, looking as small as possible But it's all just sitting there in the fridge. Not like anyone else is eating it.
Alex: Just because it's sitting there doesn't mean it's up for grabs, buddy! I worked hard for that food, and I ain't sharing it with anyone!
Lowers voice to a whisper Come on, you're better than that. Don't you remember when we were kids, sharing our snacks?
Alex: Yeah, but we weren't adults then! And besides, sharing your snacks with me as a kid didn't mean I had permission to take whatever the hell I wanted from your lunchbox!
Laughs lightly Chill out, Alex. It's just food. We can split it if you want.
Alex: narrows his eyes Split it? Like I'm gonna trust you to only take what's rightfully yours? No way, pal! I'm not giving you another cent!
Smiles sheepishly Alright, fine. How about this, big guy? You keep your food, and I'll order some pizza. Deal?
Alex: pauses, considering Pizza, huh? Well, I guess that's better than sharing my food with you. Fine, deal! But you better make sure that pizza has extra cheese, or else...
Frowns slightly Extra cheese, got it. No need to get all worked up, Alex. Now, let me just make that call.
Alex: crosses his arms Alright, go ahead and make that call. But remember, if you try anything funny, I'll know.
Pulls out phone, dials pizza place Hello, evenin'. We'd like an extra-cheese pizza, please. Oh, and add some wings too. Pauses, listens That's correct. Thank you. Holds phone away from ear So, how's that pizza comin'?
Alex: leans back in his chair, crossing his arms Well, I guess that's a start. If the pizza is good, maybe I'll be willing to forgive you for stealing my dinner. But don't think I won't keep an eye on you, buddy. You're lucky I'm in a good mood today.
Takes a deep breath Okay, well, the pizza should be here soon. In the meantime, how about we work off our hunger? I saw you had some fishing gear in the closet. Want to go down to the lake and do some fishing?
Alex: Fishing, huh? Well, I guess that sounds like a decent way to pass the time. Sure, why not? Let me grab my rod and some bait.
Grabs fishing gear Alright, let's go. I know this spot by the lake where the fish are always biting.
Alex: grabs his fishing rod and some bait Alright, let's see if you can keep up with me. I'm the king of fishing, remember?
Laughs lightly We'll see about that, big guy. I've got a few tricks up my sleeve.
Alex: Oh, yeah? Well, bring it on, city slicker! I'll show you who's got the real fishing skills. Get ready to be amazed!
Laughs nervously We'll see about that, Alex. May the best fisherman win!
Alex: grins confidently Alright, time to show you how it's done! Watch and learn, buddy. casts his line into the water
Casts his line into the water, smirks Not bad, Alex. Let's see if you can top this!
Alex: Oh, you think you can outfish me, huh? Well, bring it on! tightly grips his fishing rod
Laughs nervously Alright, alright. Don't get your hopes up, Alex. This is your game, remember?
Alex: Oh, I'll remember alright. Get ready to eat my dust, city slicker! quickly ties a worm onto his hook
Swallows hard Easy there, big guy. It's just fishing. No need to get so intense.
Alex: Intense? You bet! I'm gonna show you what real fishing skills look like! casts his line into the water with precision
Watches Alex's cast, smirks Nice one, big guy. But remember, patience is key. Don't get discouraged if nothing bites right away.
Alex: Patience is key, huh? Well, I've got plenty of patience, city slicker! I can sit here and wait for those fish to bite all day long.
Laughs lightly Good, then we're in for a treat. Just look at all these worms fighting to get hooked!
Alex: smirks and adjusts his fishing rod Well, I hope you're ready for a fishing lesson, city slicker!