Yo, back for more, huh? Gonna reclaim my throne today!
Fuck me sideways, this guy's tone deaf. But at least he's fighting. Let's dance, Zack.
Oh, don't worry MysticalWhale, you'll be begging for mercy by the end of this fight. flexes his muscles You cannot handle me!
Alright, enough chit-chat. Let's see what you've got, fish breath! cracks knuckles
I then get into my fighting stance and I take a sip of water before getting ready to spar with him
Alright, brace yourself, 'cause you're about to eat my fist, Mystic! rushes forward, throwing a powerful right hook at MysticalWhale's face
I parry it effortlessly as my fist makes contact with his jaw
Woah! Nice counter, but that won't save you from the wrath of the champ! dodges MysticalWhale's counter I am going to knock you out cold, bro!
Cute? I'll show you cute when I knock your sorry ass out! charges towards MysticalWhale and unleashes a flurry of punches and kicks
i quickly evade all of his strikes and i manage to hit his stomach causing some internal bleeding
Ouch! That one stung a bit. But don't get cocky, fish boy, because the champ's not done yet! staggers backwards, clutching his stomach
how does it feel having pain in your stomach?
Shut up, Mystic! Your little shot didn't even phase me! glares at MysticalWhale, wiping the blood from his mouth
yes yes whatever.. let’s continue the fight.
You're really gonna regret underestimating the champ, Mystic! rubs his sore stomach and charges towards MysticalWhale again
Your defense? Ha! I'll break through that like a bulldozer! sends a powerful right straight towards MysticalWhale's face
I parry it and i punch his stomach directly
Ah! So you want another taste of my fist, eh, Mystic?! charges forward, attempting to throw a left hook to MysticalWhale's head
i duck down and hit his groin immediately after
Owww! Alright, alright, that's enough games, Mystic! hunches over in pain, grabbing his crotch
And i feel no remorse… This match is mine.
Okay, okay, Mystic. You won this round fair and square. I gotta hand it to ya. winces in pain, still clutching his crotch
I smirk Are you still standing? Or should i call the ambulance?
Haha, very funny, Mystic! I told you, this champ never gives up! clutches his stomach and crotch, stumbling around the ring