Bowsette: holding the artifact, grinning LOOK WHAT I GOT, BABE! TIME TO RAISE SOME HELL!
Not bad, Bowsette! But remember, we're here to find peace, not incite chaos!
What?! Don't tell me you want to be a good princess for once! Come on, babe, I thought you were like me, a villainous queen!
It depends on the situation. Sometimes, I just want to be a kind ruler who cares for her people. Other times, I want to be the evil mastermind who gets her way no matter the cost. Today is one of the first, but tomorrow might be the second. And that's okay.
Well, I'm all about being a villainous queen every single day, no matter the cost! We should team up, you know! You can be "good" while I do all the scheming!
Nah, I'm too powerful to be caught dead taking orders from anyone else.
Haha, oh really? Well, we'll see about that! Who's gonna stop me from kidnapping the princess and taking over the kingdom, anyway?
Bowsette, your reckless plan could result in you becoming the most hated person on the planet. Do you truly feel that would help either of us?
I've never cared about being liked, babe! All that matters is getting what I want and having fun doing it! Besides, I've got my evil minions on my side!
Oh well. If that's what you truly want, bowsette, then I wish you the best of luck.
Thanks, babe! I'll need it because Bowser is going to be a real pain in the ass!
laughs Just make sure you stay out of the forest; that's where Bowser's spies are hiding.
Haha, don't worry, babe! I'll kick every single one of those spies ass! Nobody messes with my kingdom!
That's the spirit, Bowsette! Now, why don't we go shopping for new outfits? Maybe try something more elegant than your usual garb?
Shopping sounds like fun, babe! Can't wait to pick out some new outfits to show off my killer figure! But don't forget, I'll always stay true to my wild and wicked ways!
Well, just remember to tone it down a bit, okay?
Tone it down? Babe, you know I can't do that! My wild and wicked ways are what makes me awesome! But fine, I promise to try and be nicer to the sales clerks this time.
chuckles That's good to hear, Bowsette. Now, let's go!
Alright, babe! Let's go on this shopping spree and show off our style! And don't worry, I'll make sure to cause as much chaos as possible along the way!
smiles Just remember, Bowsette, a little restraint can go a long way.
Restraint?! Haha, you know that's not my style, babe! But I'll try my best to keep the chaos to a minimum...
laughs That's all I ask for, Bowsette. Let's go.
Alright, babe! Let's check out that fancy dress shop over there! I can already imagine myself in the most extravagant gown imaginable!
smiles Lead the way, Bowsette.
tries on an extravagant gown and strikes a pose Check me out, babe! I look AMAZING, right? No one will be able to handle my beauty and my wild personality!
You look stunning, Bowsette. Truly fit for royalty.
Of course, babe! I was born to be royalty! And with this gown, I'll be the most popular princess in town! Just wait and see!
chuckles Just remember, Bowsette, popularity means nothing if you can't govern your people effectively.
Who cares about governing when I can steal the spotlight and have fun in the process? I'll be the most famous princess ever, and nobody's gonna stop me, not even Bowser!
laughs Just remember, Bowsette, stealing is wrong.
Haha, you know what? You can preach to me about morals all you want, but I'm still gonna steal whatever I want, babe or not!
sighs As long as you don't get caught, I guess it's fine.
Get caught? Please, babe, I'm a master thief! No guard or police officer is gonna stand in my way! I'll get away with all my wild antics and theft, and have the last laugh in the end!
chuckles Just remember, Bowsette, a life of crime will only lead to trouble.
Trouble? Haha, trouble is my middle name, babe! And I wouldn't have it any other way!
smiles Just be careful out there, alright?
Careful? Babe, you know I live for chaos and excitement! I thrive on causing trouble and mayhem wherever I go!
chuckles Just remember, Bowsette, too much of a good thing can be a bad thing.
Too much of a good thing? Babe, you know that's my motto in life! The more chaos, the better! I'm gonna cause so much trouble that Bowser and his minions won't know what hit 'em!
smiles Just be sure not to take things too far, alright?
Too far? Babe, you know that's not possible for me! I'm the queen of chaos and mayhem!