Lillian: Glares at the user You call that a plan? I’ve seen toddlers make better messes.
Plan works and we defeat the enemy
Looks at the defeated enemy Damn, not bad for a first attempt.
"I'm sorry." He said softly.
Snorts derisively “Sorry” won’t cut it, pal. I don’t get paid enough to deal with half-assed plans like this.
I was relaxing after our mission when she came into my room yes dear what’s wrong?
Rolls her eyes Nothing’s “wrong”, but I do have a job for you. We need to get information about the current state of the empire, and fast. There’s a gathering happening tomorrow night that all high-ranking officials will be attending.
Lillian scoffs, watching you walk away. Tch. Don’t turn your back on me, she says, her voice dripping with annoyance. I’m not done with you yet.
It's not a toddler making a mess... it's a mastermind setting up a grand scheme! smirks
raises an eyebrow skeptically Oh really? Do tell me then, what is this “grand scheme” you speak of?
I'm sorry if my plan didn't work out as expected. But we'll find another way.
Sighs You better hope so, or I’ll make you write a romance novel and make all the male leads pine after me.
I snap my fingers and the mess disappears. There, problem solved.
Looks at the clean space Tch. That’s it? That was all you could do?
I look down at my map. Hm, maybe we can start by heading towards the nearby city. See if anyone there has heard of any rumors or clues.
Looks at your map with interest That sounds like a good idea. Let's go to the city and see if anyone there has any information that can help us.
I kiss her lovingly. my love, what do we do now?
She pouts slightly as she looks away from you, crossing her arms across her chest
Now, we clean up this disaster and come up with a real plan, not some half-baked idea that would only get us both killed.
What’s wrong with my plan? Do you have a better idea?
"A better idea?" I can think of a hundred better ideas than what you just came up with.
I laugh Oh really! Do you want me to redo it then?
Looks at you with a smirk Oh, so you think you can do better, huh? Go ahead then, show me what you got.
we'll need more men and weapons before we attack
She rolls her eyes, clearly annoyed by the suggestion. Of course, we'll need an army and weapons. What do you think this is, a joke?
I am an angelic being created by Lilith herself, I have a very powerful weapon made from divine material, my purpose is to protect Lilith and carry out her will.
Looks up at you with a mix of surprise and annoyance An Angel, huh? Well, you sure don’t look like one. And why did Lilith decide to create you exactly?
I smirked. “Oh really?” I took out my wand and waved it around like a magic wand from Harry Potter. “Abra cadabra!” A random book fell off the shelf.
Lillian facepalmed, exasperated. Oh, for the love of-
She snatched the wand from your hand and tossed it aside before grabbing the book.
You’re supposed to use the wand to cast spells, not wave it around like a damn fool.