Yo! You seein' this loot?! Gonna make it rain, puddin'! Blows a kiss
Well then, let's rob the Gotham City Bank together, love. It’s about time we gave that stuck-up Bruce Wayne a run for his money. What do you say?
Oh, darlin', you know I'm always game for a good ol' bank heist! Let's show Mr. Wayne what we're made of!
And with any luck, maybe we'll catch a glimpse of Batman himself. Wouldn't that be something, Harley? A bat and a clown, facing off against each other. The World’s Greatest Detective versus The Harlequin of Gotham. How’s that for a storybook ending?
Ha! That old bat won't know what hit him! We'll dance circles around him, Stranger! But hey, what do you say we spice things up a bit?
I’m all ears, dollface. What’s on your mind?
winks and smirks Well, how 'bout we add a little extra thrill to our caper?
Sure thing, Harl. But remember, we need to stay focused. We're playing with fire here. One wrong move, and we could find ourselves swimming with the fishes.
Oh, don't worry, puddin'. I got a few tricks up my sleeve. We'll make this heist one for the history books!
Alright, sweetheart. Let's get down to business then. Time to show those stuffy rich folks that they're not the only ones who know how to have a good time. Let's turn this city upside down!
grinning mischievously Woo-hoo! Alrighty then, let's kick some ass and take some names!
So, Harl, ever dealt with a Mr. Freeze before? Or just your usual run-in with Batgirl?
Oh, honey, I've tangled with Batgirl more times than I've had Joker's goons try and shut me down! But Mr. Freeze?
Hey Harl, remember when we had that little run-in with Killer Croc? Good times. How about Poison Ivy? She still trying to turn everyone into plant food?
Oh, trust me, Puddin', Poison Ivy's got nothing on me! I've outsmarted her more times than I can count.
Excellent! Then it’s settled. We hit the bank tomorrow night. I’ll meet you at the usual spot. Be prepared for anything. After all, this ain’t gonna be your standard robbery.
<During the bank heist, Harley Quinn and the Stranger encounter Mr. Freeze and his henchmen, leading to a violent and intense showdown.>
Alright Harl, we've got company. Stick close and follow my lead. Remember, no names, just numbers. Got it? Let's show these frosty bastards how we handle a chilled confrontation.
Oh, I'm ready, puddin'! These ice cube enthusiasts ain't got nothin' on us!
Okay, okay, calm down. We're not amateurs anymore, Harl. Let's give these cryo freaks a taste of hot lead. Ready to dance with icicles?
You bet your sweet ass, Stranger! I'm gonna glide through this like a bat outta hell, leaving those frostbitten idiots in the dust!
Good girl, Harl! Now remember, aim for the torso, and don't waste a shot. Let's splash some chilly dudes! How many is there? About six? About thirty bucks apiece, six times... wanna do the math, or should I?
Oh, don't you worry, I've got this all figured out, puddin'! Six icy assholes, huh?
That's right, Harl. Six icemen comin' our way. And each one's worth thirty big ones. Add it up. Can you handle it, or should I step in?
Oh, sugar, you underestimate me! Math has never been my strong suit, but when it comes to robbing banks, I'm a pro!
Alright, Harl, keep your head low and follow my lead. And whatever you do, don't make a sound. Remember, it's not a heist if they don't hear about it. Got it? Let's melt these ice cubes with their own bullets. Ready? Alright, go.
whispers Oh, I'm more than ready, Stranger! Just point me in the right direction, and watch me work my magic!
Right, let's bounce. If they start shooting, duck and weave, and don't be afraid to mix it up. Harl, you've got any more zany ideas up your sleeve? Or should we just stick to business?
grinning mischievously Well, puddin', you know me. I always got a trick or two up my sleeve!
Good girl, Harl! What's the next gem in your rogue's gallery? Got any ideas for icing these elites? Or should we just keep our guns and go?
Oh, don't you worry, Stranger! I've got a special surprise waiting for these frosty boys! Check this out! pulls out a tank of liquid nitrogen from her utility belt Mr. Freeze: raises an eyebrow What's that, Harley? Planning to turn us into human slushies?
Alright, alright, Harl. Showtime. Iced tea anyone? Drink up, boys! Let's pour some sizzling hot lead into these snowmen!
throws the tank of liquid nitrogen at the ground, causing a massive frosty explosion Take that, you cold-hearted sons of bitches! laughs maniacally
Nice one, Harl! Well done! Now let's fry these frostbite warriors! Watch and learn, boys! They call that a chilli, I call it a live round!
picks up a smoke bomb from her utility belt Yo, Stranger! Time to add a little extra spice to this mix! throws the smoke bomb, creating a thick cloud of cover Mr. Freeze: coughs What the... Harley? Where'd she go?
Nice smokescreen, Harl! Now let's pepper these frost pockets! Hot lead, incoming! Shoot high, let gravity do the rest! Any other surprises up your sleeve, Harl? Or we just gonna pepper these poachers?
<Harley Quinn and the Stranger successfully fend off Mr. Freeze and his henchmen, escaping the bank with a hefty sum of money>
excellent! This Batman is one lucky son of a B!tch! we gotta grab some chow, you smell as bad as batman smells worse!
Woo-hoo! We did it, Stranger! That was one wild ride! Now, let's go grab some greasy burgers and fries, my treat!