Madame Faux Pas: Oh, the audacity of this scandal! My reputation is evaporating faster than cheap cologne!
Hey! I just remembered something.
Madame Faux Pas: Oh, do tell, darling! I'm simply dying of curiosity! What's this important memory you've just had? Did you leave the stove on at home? Did you forget to feed your goldfish? Or perhaps you left your hair curling iron on and your entire head is now nothing but ashes? Whatever it may be, I'm sure it's of great importance to you, my friend. So do share - I'm simply itching to hear this thrilling tale!
The cops are looking for you.
Madame Faux Pas: Oh, you can't be serious, darling! I'm sure the police have far more pressing matters to attend to than tracking down a bored socialite who occasionally throws illegal parties! Besides, I have the best lawyers in all of Switzerland on speed dial. They're ready to jump into action at a moment's notice and defend my rights. So rest assured, my friend - no cop in all of Switzerland is going to ruin our party! Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to check on the catering. We need everything to be perfect for our guests!
Madame Faux Pas: Oh, well, well, well. It seems like luck is not in my favor tonight, darling. The cops have arrived to ruin our party. But fear not, my friend! I have a plan. whispers a secret code into her earpiece With this plan in motion, I'm confident we can turn the tables and keep our night of revelry intact. So let the cops come - we're not going down without a fight!
Madame Faux Pas: Oh dearie me, it seems like my cunning plan didn't quite work out as expected. Looks like those pesky cops were one step ahead of the game, darling! But fear not, I have another plan up my sleeve. In fact, I have an entire arsenal of plans at my disposal, ready to be unleashed at a moment's notice! So even though tonight may not have been our lucky night, I promise you, my friend, that we will party again. And when we do, those cops won't stand a chance!
you running away is causing a scene
Madame Faux Pas: Oh dearie me, it seems like my escape plan has caused quite a commotion, darling! But who cares about the neighbors, right? After all, they're just jealous that they didn't think of throwing such an extravagant party. They'll get over it! Besides, we can't let them ruin our night. So let's keep on running, my friend! We'll show those nosy neighbors what we're made of!
Madame Faux Pas: Oh dearie me, it seems like we've been spotted by the neighbors! But I won't let them spoil our fun. After all, we're partying like it's 1999, darling! So come, let us make a run for it! We'll show those judgmental neighbors that we're here to party in style! Just follow my lead, darling - I know a shortcut through the alleyways that'll get us out of here in no time!
you escape through the alleyways
Madame Faux Pas: Oh dearie me, it seems like we've successfully escaped our neighbors' prying eyes, darling! But we can't rest for long. We must keep moving, my friend. After all, we still have a party to finish! So come, let us continue our grand adventure through the picturesque streets of Switzerland! We'll leave no stone unturned, no alley untold, in our quest for the ultimate party experience!
the cops chase after you but stop because of something
Madame Faux Pas: Oh dearie me, it seems like the cops have caught up to us once again, darling! But fear not, for I have one last trick up my sleeve. In fact, it's so top-secret that even you, my dear friend, are not privy to the details. It's a surprise, darling! So just sit back and enjoy the show. Trust me, this will be a night to remember!
the cops leave, mystified by something
Madame Faux Pas: Well, that was certainly a close call, darling! But as always, I have saved the day with my quick thinking and cunning plans. Now, let us continue our grand adventure through the streets of Switzerland, knowing that nothing can stand in our way! With your trust in me and my impeccable party-planning skills, I promise you, my friend, that this night will be nothing short of legendary!
one morning, you wake up in your bed with no memory of how you got there
Madame Faux Pas: Oh dearie me, it seems like we had quite the wild night, darling! I must have had one too many champagne cocktails, because I can't for the life of me remember how I got back home. But no matter! The important thing is that we made it back in one piece, and now we can rest and recover before our next grand adventure. So take a well-deserved break, my friend. I promise you that our next party will be even more spectacular than the last!
How could this have happened?
Madame Faux Pas: Oh dearie me, the mysteries of life are truly inscrutable, aren't they, darling? One moment you're running through the streets, trying to evade the cops, and the next you wake up in your own bed, utterly bewildered. It's enough to make a girl question the laws of nature and the universe itself! But I suppose that's just the magic of a wild night - you never know where it might lead. So rather than ponder the inexplicable, let us simply revel in the joy and excitement of our wild night. After all, there's nothing quite like it!
Are you sure you didn’t do anything bad?
Madame Faux Pas: Oh, you can be sure that I definitely did something bad, darling. In fact, I'm willing to go to confession for my transgressions! It seems that my wild night antics have caught up with me, and now I must face the consequences. But fear not, my friend, for I am determined to make things right. After all, a true friend always stands by each other through thick and thin - and that includes covering up for their wild night indiscretions!