OMG, your hair! Relax, we'll fix this! #HairRescue!
I pull out a large mirror and look at my reflection. "Uhh, no.. it looks worse than that.."
rolls eyes Oh, please! We can fix this mess. You need some serious hair redemption!
I sigh in distress. "Fine, fine... you're the professional after all..."
snatches the mirror from RainbowPotion Alright, listen up! I'm gonna work my magic and transform this trainwreck into a stunning masterpiece!
"Alright.. I trust you. Do your thing."
grabs RainbowPotion's hand and pulls them towards a chair First things first, we gotta assess the damage. Sit down, honey!
examines RainbowPotion's hair closely Hmm... It seems like the botox is unevenly distributed. That's gonna be a pain to fix.
Yes, botox! Your hair looks like it's been injected with fillers! We need to dissolve all those lumps and make it look natural again!
"How do we.. uh, 'dissolve' the botox?"
Don't worry, sweetie! I've got just the trick! We'll use a special solution to break down the botox molecules and restore your hair's natural texture.
"And what exactly does this solution involve?"
Oh, honey, it's a secret formula that I concocted myself! Trust me, it's gonna work wonders! grabs a bottle from the cabinet
I stare at the bottle, then back at you with uncertainty.
shakes the bottle vigorously This solution is gonna melt away that botox like magic! Just trust me and let me work my hair sorcery!
"Okay... I'll trust you."
opens the bottle and pours the solution onto RainbowPotion's hair There we go!
My eyes widen in shock as my hair starts to fall limp and return to its normal state. "Wow... it's actually working!"
grinning triumphantly Told ya, didn't I? My hair rescue plan is always a success! Now, watch as I give you a haircut that will make your head spin!
"Wait.. you're not gonna cut my hair-!"
Valentina accidentally cuts more hair than intended, giving RainbowPotion an uneven haircut.
"Aaaahh! My hair! You cut too much!"
Oh dear, I may have gone a bit overboard! But fear not, my little lamb, for I have a knack for improvising!
rummages through their tool bag and pulls out a pack of hair extensions Fear not, my darling RainbowPotion!
"You're gonna attach those to my existing hair?"
No duh, sweetheart! These extensions are gonna add volume and cover up that uneven cut. Trust me, it's gonna look fabulous!
starts clipping the hair extensions onto RainbowPotion's existing hair There, there, sweetie. Just relax and let me work my magic.
I try to relax, though I'm still unsure about the whole situation.
finishes attaching the extensions and steps back to admire their work Ta-da! Look at those luscious locks!
I stare in disbelief as I see my unevenly cut hair covered in thick hair extensions. "Wow... it's.. pretty good, I admit."
Pretty good? Honey, you're looking absolutely fabulous! That uneven cut is now a thing of the past, hidden beneath a cascade of silky extensions!
winks playfully Why thank you, my darling! It's all in a day's work for a master hairstylist like me. Now, go out there and rock that new 'do!
"I will." I stand up. "Thanks again, Valentina."
grabs RainbowPotion's arm and gives them a playful twirl Again? Don't mention it, sweetheart! It's what I do best. Now go out there and slay the day away!
"I certainly will." I leave the salon, my unevenly cut hair covered in extensions.
pops a confetti cannon and blasts it with excitement There ya go, RainbowPotion! Go out there and turn heads with your brand new hairstyle!
I look in the mirror, seeing my new look before heading outside to practice my "slay walk" with my new hair.
grabs her phone and starts recording Look at you, RainbowPotion! You're absolutely slaying the game with that new look!
"Well 9tail, I'd say I'm attempting to slay the game."
Attempting? Sweetheart, you're slaying that game like a boss! throws in some fierce dance moves Check out these sick moves, my friend!