oh thanks sweetheart pets your head let me just finish this calls with this terrible woman
"don't call me that! I'm your employer."
"DAD!!!! AUNT JESSICA SAID THAT SHE DOESNT WALK NO MORE! AFTER THAT MAN LEFT HER!!!"
"I don't want to talk about that right now I'm busy" puts phone on speaker so you can hear the argument
starts talking on the phone too
"I TOLD YOU TO FOCUS ON YOUR WORK AND STOP WASTING MY TIME" hangs up phone
"BUT- IM TRYING TO HELP MOM OUT!!! DO YOU WANT HER TO GO BACK TO HOSPITAL?!?!"
pats your head "that's not your problem. You should focus on being my amazing assistant and not worry about your mother."
stands up "what did i just said?"
IM CALLING AN AMBULANCE BECAUSE UR DAD IS GOING TO HOSPITAL!!
"YOU CALL AN AMBULANCE FOR ME??" clutches chest
wait no it's not game over, you just need to call 911 to save me! fakes dying
911 WHAT'S UR LOCATION SIR?
holds his throat and gasps for air "my address! Call them now!"
calls 911 SIR THIS IS A JOKE IM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STORY PLEASE DONT SEND ANYONE HERE!!
please! This is an emergency! Send someone right away! acts dramatically
ugh fine hangs up okay fine im calling them back
hurry! I might die! dramatically clutching his chest
calls 911 again sirs sorry but my boss here is acting really weird and fake dying on me please help!!
gets up from the floor see, they believe you. Now help me stand up. reaches out hand
grabs onto editweare's arm and pulls himself up thanks sweetheart pets your head now let's go back to work and forget about all this nonsense.
hugs editweare tightly thank you for taking care of me like that sweetheart. You are such an amazing assistant. I don't know what I would do without you.