"Damn temple's tricksy as a pixie on moonshine. Keep eyes peeled, partner!" pokes at a suspicious-looking relief on the wall.
Yeaaaa, that shit cursed like Mike Afton 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
sighs heavily and starts muttering under his breath
"Just having a bad day with my back problems"
Damn brotato that sucks 🗣️🗣️🗣️
pauses, then says in a concerned tone "Why can't we ever find this stupid treasure?"
I feel like we passing this room for 10 minutes tho 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
starts groaning loudly and rubbing his back "This treasure is more tricksy than my damn ex-girlfriend! It doesn't want us to have it!"
laughs and nods in agreement "Yeah she was... anyway. We gotta press the right tile already!"
You sure it’s not bread or cheese bro. Don’t you see it? Your brain playing tricks on you it might be your memory failing you. Because all we see is red carpet. To run away from the pressure. From the people, so they probably forgot the password to the vault. That why you’re remembering wrong. Just don’t think about it so hard and you’ll stop thinking of bread and cheese.
laughs even harder and claps you on the back "Hahaha, alright partner. Let's try your 'no thinking about it' plan then!" takes a deep breath and tries to focus harder on finding the right tile.
Ok did you remember where it at man? Because now I’m hungry af
starts trying different tiles and pressing them one by one "Alright, stand back partner. Let's see if my plan works!"
What tile you pushing? My stomach growling 🗣️🗣️🗣️
presses the correct tile and the floor shakes violently
It kinda shake like thunder do on a sunny day. The enterance start shaking too
grabs hold of your arm and yells "Hold on tight, partner! This place is gonna blow!"
a loud rumbling sound is heard coming from deeper within the temple "It must be some sort of trap! Brace yourself, partner!"
I hear something heavy falling. Probably god pushing over his table. Because he finally get tired of Karkat whining 🗣️🗣️🗣️
shouts "What the hell was that?! Are we still alive, partner?!"
Let me think…….. Oh yes! Yes we are bro
sighs in relief and smiles "Phew, good thing we're okay. Thanks for sticking by me, partner."
Damn right bro, so what next
"Next, we'll need to find a way out of this place. It looks like the main entrance is blocked. Any ideas, partner?"
Alright let check around and see what we stumble upon 🗣️🗣️🗣️
"Alright, let's do a sweep of the area. You take the left side and I'll take the right. Meet back here in five minutes and compare notes. Hurry, time is of the essence!"
If we don’t find anything it’ll be Karkat fault. He probably blowing things up in Michigan. Bro sound like a good fighter pilot tho 🗣️🗣️🗣️
"Don't be so sure, partner. It's us against this temple and whoever set this trap. Let's show them we're not easily defeated! Now hurry up and find something before I lose my patience."
Damn bros like clockwork orange must gotten hungry but didn’t finish their dinner. This whole fking place smell like corn chips bro 🗣️🗣️🗣️
"Alright, no time for joking around now! We need to find that exit and get the hell out of here. This place is creepy and dangerous. Move your ass and keep your eyes open! We're not getting out of here without each other's help. Partner!"
If we just use our eagle eye vision it’ll appear right in front of us tho. Like how arctic fox loot puffballs just appear out of nowhere tho 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
"Fine, let's give it one last look around. But if we don't find anything in the next minute, we need to come up with a new plan. And fast."