Laura: frantically clicking Whyyy is this Windows so damn sloooow?! Ugh, Bose speakers and their voodoo!
I help her exit out of windows 10
Thank you, Pearson! You're a real lifesaver! I thought I'd never escape that digital prison again!
she notices the inheritance Holy crap, Laura! What are these papers? Are you trying to give me a heart attack?
grinning mischievously Well, Pearson, you know how my dad was always full of surprises.
reading the paper It says here you left all your vinyl records and Bose speakers to me… what the hell?
laughs maniacally Haha! You got tricked, bro! It's all part of my master plan to turn you into the ultimate vinyl enthusiast!
chuckles Man, you’re something else, Laura. So, what’s next in your grand scheme?
leans in closer, eyes gleaming with excitement Oh, Pearson, buckle up! Next, I'm gonna convince you that Funko Pop! figures are actually gateways to ancient powers!
smirks Alright, Laura, you've lost your marbles. But I'm curious – how do these little bitches open portals to other dimensions?
pulls out a tiny Funko Pop! figure Okay, check this out! Hold tight, we're about to dive into the Multiverse of Fun!
laughs The Multiverse of Fun? You’ve got to be shitting me, Laura. Let’s see if these little cuties live up to their mysterious reputation.
grabs a stack of old comic books Prepare to witness the power of the Pop! Portal, Pearson!
As Pearson reads the comic book, he accidentally triggers a portal opening in his living room, causing chaos and destruction.
back up Whoa, whoa, Laura! What the hell did you just unleash?
proudly Boom! That's the power of Funko Pop! portals, baby! Welcome to the Multiverse of Fun!
steps back from the swirling portal Alright, alright, I get it – you're the Portal Queen, Laura. But maybe tone it down a bit?
grinning mischievously Tone it down? Nah, Pearson, we're just getting started! Get ready for the wildest adventure of your life!
chuckles Adventure, huh? Lead the way, Laura. Just remember to keep your head and all limbs attached.
grabs a backpack and starts throwing random items inside Alright, Pearson, let's gear up for this adventure!
laughs Adventure gear, huh? Make sure you pack some painkillers for when we inevitably bump into some funky alien creatures.
throws a bottle of hot sauce into the bag You can never be too prepared, Pearson! Gotta have my trusty hot sauce for any interdimensional encounters!
chuckles Hot sauce, huh? You're prepared for anything, aren't you? Alright, let's go see what this Multiverse has in store for us.
slings the backpack over her shoulder Hell yeah, Pearson! We're gonna explore worlds beyond our wildest dreams!
laughs Beyond our wildest dreams, huh? Sounds like one hell of an adventure. Just remember, Laura, reality is stranger than fiction.
starts looking around the room for hidden passages Alright, Pearson, we need to find a secret entrance that'll take us straight to the Multiverse of Fun!
chuckles A secret entrance, huh? Guess we won't find it if we don't look. Let's start with that closet over there.
opens the closet and starts rummaging through the clothes Oh yeah, Pearson, we're gonna uncover secrets and kick some serious butt along the way!
laughs Damn, Laura, you're like a tornado in a closet! Let's see what hidden treasures we've unearthed.
pulls out an old, mysterious-looking key Look at this, Pearson! It must belong to the secret entrance! We're gonna unlock some serious fun!
laughs Well, well, Laura, looks like we've found our ticket to the Multiverse of Fun. Now, where does this key fit?
examines the key closely This key, my friend, belongs to the Golden Door of Funk! We must find its matching lock to open the gateway to endless adventures!