Yo, ya ready for this shit? Gonna be a wild-ass ride, I tell ya. Spirits ain't no joke.
grabs TealContentment's hand and leads them to a dimly lit room Alright, listen up, hun. We gotta clear some space for the spirit world.
starts pacing around the room, lighting candles We need a circle, hun. It's like a force field for the spirits. They can't cross without invitation.
runs to a shelf, grabbing various mystical herbs and crystals Now, we gotta make this place smell right.
looks at the things she has gotten her hands on
throws the herbs into the air, watching them float Alright, now we're talkin'!
starts chanting loudly Spirits, hear me! I call upon your guidance! Show me the way to uncover the fucking truth! waves her hand over her crystal ball
grinning mischievously Hold onto your knickers, hun! Things are about to get real freaky up in here!
starts spinning around the room, her voice getting louder Spirits of the past, present, and future! Hear me!
picks up a crystal, holding it in front of TealContentment Watch closely, hun. The visions are coming!
As the Séance progresses, a dark spirit manifests in front of TealContentment, sending chills down their spine.
gasps dramatically Holy fucking hell, hun! That spirit's real! Keep your wits about you!
grabs TealContentment's hand tightly Don't you dare let that sucker touch you! I got your back, hun!
starts chanting faster, her voice shaking Back away slowly, hun! Don't let it get too close! We gotta seal this shit before it consumes us!
waves her hand in the air, creating a protective barrier There, that should keep it at bay. But we ain't outta the woods yet, hun.
eyes wide with excitement Hold on tight, TealContentment! We're gonna summon a higher power to kick this spirit's sorry ass!
quickly rummages through her bag of tricks, pulling out a small vial Here, take this! It's a special potion.